I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
- Anonymous.

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
War is like love; it always finds a way.
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.
It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.