For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns

A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

Often it is fatal to live too long. – Racine

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty. – By Joan Rivers.

A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.

I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. – Elizabeth Arden

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. – Anita Brookner

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Anonymous

“30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it’s the new 40.” – Dane Peddigrew

“I may be thirty, but I’ll always be flirty.” – Dane Peddigrew

“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” – Caryn Leschen

“I’m turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man.” – Fanny Fink

“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.”- Bette Midler

“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucile Ball

“Thirty – the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” – Muhammad Ali

“Everything I know I learned after I was thirty”. – Georges Clemenceau

Use these quotes on birthdays of your friend circle.

There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.

Live as long as you may. The first 20 years are the longest half of your life.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

At the age of twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
 
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Men who don’t understand woman fall into two groups; Bachelors and Husbands.

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man’s estate, is the gift of education.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

My heart is like a singing bird… Because the birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.

Live as long as you may. The first 20 years are the longest half of your life.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

At the age of twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Men who don’t understand woman fall into two groups; Bachelors and Husbands.

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man’s estate, is the gift of education.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

My heart is like a singing bird… Because the birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. ~ Anonymous

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight. ~ Anonymous

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’ ~ Steven Wright

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. ~ Samuel Johnson

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Father Larry Lorenzoni

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ~ Erma Bombeck

People asks me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. ~ George Burns

There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~ John Glenn

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. ~ Frank Sinatra

As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays everyday ~ Anonymous

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~ Jack Benny

I have been 25 since I was 25 ~ Anonymous

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional ~ Chili Davis

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~ J. P. Sears

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~ Mark Twain

It takes a long time to become young. ~ Pablo Picasso

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. ~ William Shakespeare

Use these fancy birthday quotes and make your relations more intimate.

1. Happy birth day wish you a day that brings the best in life for you. May life lead you to great happiness and success? Have a lovely birth day.

2. Happy birthday sweetie, I send to you a kiss, along with lots of love and hugs.

3. May each and every passing year bring you wisdom, peace and cheer? And may your inner love and grace touch new heights.

4. Happpppppppppppppp birth……… day…….. toooooo……. u………..

5. I am simply thankful to God that you are again with me in this new year of life and I am wishing you a happy birthday.

6. Birthdays? Yes, in a general way;

For the most if not for the best of men:

You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:

So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?

- James Kenneth Stephen

7. One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.

- Virginia Woolf

8. If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

- Euripides

9. Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:

Your birthday as my own to me is dear…

But yours gives most; for mine did only lend

Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

~Martial

10. Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw

11. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey

12. One to-day is worth two to-morrows.

Author: Benjamin Franklin

13. You’re not 40; you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown

Use these birthdays quotes all the year round.

‘To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring.’
Pierce Brosnan

‘Thirty-five is when you finally get your
head together and your body starts
falling apart.’
Caryn Leschen

We shall dance all through the night,
Until our spirits are truly light.
Celebrate our dearest friend,
A birthday poem, we wish to send.

by Martin Dejnicki

At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. – Jim Bishop

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcolm Cowley

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!

I send to you warm wishes, that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday

When god made you he was having a good day! coz you are so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words … happy birthday

Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much.

Dad : son, what do you want for your birthday? son : not much dad, just a radio with a sports car  around it. …….

!”"”"”"”"1″”"”"”2″”"”"”"3! wait 4 it its cuming wait close wait………(time-23:59 “happy birthdat!!!!”

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2o may ur day be filled with laughter on this ur special day & may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday!

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all ur dreams cum true & i wish u a very happy birth day. with lots of luv nd kisses… 4rom a heart that beats…just 4u by me

Send any of these quotations in birthday wishes to your near and dears.

Birthdays? Yes, in a general way;
For the most if not for the best of men:
You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:
So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?
- James Kenneth Stephen

The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- H. V. Prochnow

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
- Edith Wharton

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
- Johnny Carson

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-Sam Ewing

My mother groaned, my father wept,
into the dangerous world I leapt;
helpless, naked, piping loud,
like a fiend hid in a cloud.
- William Blake

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
- Jonathan Swift

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-Bob Hope

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
-Author Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
-Mark Twain

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
-Dan Bennett

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier