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My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him …. If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said …. Alright…. you’re ugly too!
Funny Quotes and Sayings
Mariage: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Lecture: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either Conference:
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Funny Quotes About Life Being Hard
For someone life is easygoing, on the other hand, it is like a hell in the hell! However, try to be humorous enough so that the hell becomes heaven for everyone in the hell! “Smile, tomorrow will be worse” – Anonymous “When I’m
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Funny French Sayings
Like other countries, French too have got plenty of funny sayings which are amusing in nature. These sayings also carry double meanings. So let’s enjoy these sayings! Quelle mouche t’a piqué? Literal Meaning – Which fly bit you? Actual
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What crush means for you
The crush is one of those words that have many meanings and all of them have incredible blast.Do you want to crush in some cute girl or boy? Perhaps prefer to Crush some pal’s neck. How much difference there, that what the mouth speaks, is same? But
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Funny Quotes to Make You Smile
A collection of quotes to make you smile.Hope,this list of humorous quotes will definitely bring a smile on the face and at the same time be inspirational. Remember a smile is recognized and understood in any language! I told my wife the truth. I told
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Funniest Quotes
Every day should be a funny day. To multiply fun in your life a few funny quotes are here. These not only compel you to smile but can also inspire you for whole life. So, enjoy sending and receiving these quotes. 1. Life is like an onion. Why is life
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Funny Aging Sayings and Quotes
Somebody’s afraid of getting old, while somebody’s eager to grow old! All these facts are based on their ages. Younger people like getting older, however older people like getting young! Whatever may be the case, let us enjoy aging with the following
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Great funny qoutes
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst
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Funny qoutes and sayings!!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’ Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because
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