Funny quotes compell you to smile. It decreases  your bill on medicines. Once a boy was appointed to protect a girls hostel at an undisclosed salary. Three months completed but he didn’t demanded salary. He was asked ‘You don’t need salary’. He replied ‘Shall I get salary also’. Samjhe kuchh. 1)   I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day,...

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist! Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth . FOOL: He who knows not and knows not he knows not. SIMPLE: He who knows not and knows...

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? You...

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’ Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch...

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -Dave Barry I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. The average...

Mariage: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Lecture: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the...

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him …. If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said …. Alright…. you’re ugly too! If you like this post, share it with your friends. Just Copy and paste the code below to your friends orkut,myspace, hi5, friendster, etc... profile : funnyMy psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him...

Every day should be a funny day. To multiply fun in your life a few funny quotes are here. These not only compel you to smile but can also inspire you for whole life. So, enjoy sending and receiving these quotes. 1. Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.–Yiddish Proverb 2. I wanna know how teen pregnancies...