Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth .

FOOL: He who knows not and knows not he knows not.
SIMPLE: He who knows not and knows he knows not.
ASLEEP:He who knows and knows not he knows.
WISE: He who knows and knows he knows.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

You got STYLE… You got SEX-APPEAL… You got the BRAINS… and you sure as hell got the BODY….WAIT!!!!!…SORRY….wrong number.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-Dave Barry

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-A. Whitney Brown

1. Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.–Yiddish Proverb
2. I wanna know how teen pregnancies can be so flipping common but adults try for years to get pregnant. are teens unlucky or are adults.
3. Big girls need big diamonds.
-Elizabeth Taylor
4. Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-Hedy Lamarr
5. My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
6. If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.
7. Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.”
-Andy Gibb
8. “I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.”
-George Burns
9. “An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.”
-Edgar Wallace.
10. “Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization.”
-Henri Bergson
11. “The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.”
-Aristippus
12. I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
- funny Linda Ronstadt
13. It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
14. It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-Tallulah Bankhead