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lucy — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:19:24 +0000

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

useful and catchy wisdom sayings!!

summer — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:00:05 +0000

We can only appreciate the miracle of a sunrise if we have waited in the darkness.

it’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

Sometimes the majority only means the fools are all on the same side.

God himself doesnot propose to judge a man till he is dead.So why should you?.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake forever.

catchy inspirational qoutes!!!

summer — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:36:36 +0000

What the caterpillar calls the end ,the rest of the world calls butterfly.
-Lao Tsu.

Be nice to the people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
-Jimmy Durante.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-Martin Luther King.

No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character.
-Robespiere.

Just because you make a mistakedoesn’t mean you are a mistake.
Georgette Mosbacher.

The height you attain depends on the depth of your roots.
-Anonymous.

Inspire

summer — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:01:24 +0000

To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one’s self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived – this is to have succeeded.

Get inspired!

summer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:55:57 +0000

“I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.” The Bible
“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.” Jacob M Braude
“To measure the man, measure his heart.” Audrey Hepburn
“Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.” Thomas Jefferson
“Whatever the result may be, I shall carry to my grave the consciousness that at least I meant well for my country.” James Buchanan
“Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.” Victor Hugo

Beautiful Quotes to inspire you

casanova — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:22:28 +0000

“DON’T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE…
WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM.”
“NEVER SEARCH FOR YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH FOR IT WITHIN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE.”

“TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE”

“Never Cry For Any Relation in Life
BECAUSE THE ONE FOR WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY.”

be urself

summer — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:25:02 +0000

You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.

Inspirational Quote by roucho Marx

casanova — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:26:53 +0000

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

- Groucho Marx

Inspirational Life Quotes!

summer — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:31:42 +0000

What is Life? This question is still unanswered correctly in spite of several researches and all. Each individual has a particular view over life. Everyone sees life according to their experiences in the life. There are innumerable quotes on life, below are some of the inspirational Life Quotes, which will fill a new oomph and gusto in ones life after having a look to them.

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
-Powell Davies

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
– Lou Erickso

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
“ Anonymous

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
-Booker T. Washington

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.”
-Erma Bombeck

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-Brendan Gill

Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will oe’r flood the banks only to be succeeded by a drought.
-Anon

”Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
-Anon

If you will just start with the idea that this is a hard world, it will all be much simpler.
-Louis D. Brandeis

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
-Marie Curie

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
-Wally ‘Famous’ Amos

“Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it’s heaven on Earth.”
- Mark Twain

”Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
- Oscar Wilde

Life is good, without it we’d all be dead.
-Hannah

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
-Ben Stein

Follow Your Dreams!!!

summer — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:51:29 +0000

You see things; and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?”
George Bernard Shaw

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
T.E. Lawrence

If you can imagine it you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
Ward, William Arthur

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
Lanston Hughes

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
Thoreau, Henry David

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Magic has often been thought of us the art of making dreams come true; the art of realizing visions. Yet before we can bring birth to the vision we have to see it.
Starhawk

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it.
William Faulkner

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities
Ebaugh, Sue

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Thoreau, Henry David