A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're
lucky, mine's still alive."
-Â Anonymous
By all means marry. If ...
"A wedding is a start of togetherness...
of walks in the rain,
basking in the sunshine,
shared meals,
caring for one another
and
sensing the love that a marriage carries"
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. -Germaine Greer
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.†-H.V. Prochnow
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own w...