The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again — and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. -Rita Rudner. Only...

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” -Anonymous First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” -  Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll...

“A wedding is a start of togetherness… of walks in the rain, basking in the sunshine, shared meals, caring for one another and sensing the love that a marriage carries”     A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. -Germaine Greer We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly....

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” -Groucho Marx“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson “My husband...