Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!

Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.

Yo momma house so small the doormat just says “WEL”

Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Some day you will find yourself – and wish you hadn’t.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control!