My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.

Life without bears would be unbearable.

If you can’t find the time to do it right, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

One night I came home very late. It was the next night.

An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.