TEACHER:Why did you beat their up?STUDENT:they took my chocolate.TEACHER: Okay.Now go back to class(teacher to student 2)Now how many days are we talking about?

has found that people with “CLOSED” minds, seem to have their mouth “OPEN’ a lot!

It was hard for me to walk away. But even harder when you didn’t even bother to try and stop me

“Don’t criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have.”

isn’t ready for Monday, can I have another Sunday?

I love you, but I don’t have to like you right now and honestly sometimes when your asleep, i look at you and think about how it would feel to strangle you

You are not only my boyfriend, you are my lover, my best-friend, my everything

You know who your true friends are,when your really going through a very bad time,and when your truly helpless.Its the unexpected person who comes to help you.

It took me all this time to lose my mind, what on earth made you think I would want a piece of yours?

Ah Best Friends~you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you fall flat on your arse and I laugh then help you up