Time to enjoy chocolate. See u in a few days!!!

was in a shop 2day and saw a chocolate that said 50% extra free,so i ate half and put the rest back on the shelf,WHAT???? it did say it was free!….. :-0

TEACHER:Why did you beat their up?STUDENT:they took my chocolate.TEACHER: Okay.Now go back to class(teacher to student 2)Now how many days are we talking about?

I’ve been reading about the ill effects of chocolate and alcohol so I have decided to give up reading

.. I am pretty sure that chocolate makes my clothes shrink!

is a chocolate loving chocolate lover that loves chocolaty chocolate

Good night. If you see me on the banana boat floating down the chocolate stream don’t be afraid to ride your marshmallow over to me and say hi.

is gonna stuff a big ass bar of chocolate and i ain’t sharing

Recommendations for a rainy day: Best weather to stay wrapped up in a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate and a piece of chocolate cake!

says if there is no chocolate in heaven…I AM NOT GOING !