addicted to facebook? Here’s the medicine. Just press the ALT+F4 keys at the same moment. 100% guaranteed!

Guess what homework I’m suppose to be doing!

So I realized I am addicted to Facebook, and decided it was time to get help, so I searched for a “Facebook addicts” group… on Facebook

is waiting to see the first “Intervention” episode on A&E featuring a Facebook addict.

is there a rehab for Facebook addiction?

To Me from Myself-”Get a life!” To Myself from Me-”No!” To Me and Myself from I-”Shut up, I’m on Facebook!”

Um… Does anybody know what I used to do before Facebook? Like did I actually go to work or do housework or something? It’s all a blur

is on Facebook. Absolutely shocking, ground breaking news, isn’t it?

has moved! Come visit me at my new address: www.Facebook.com.

If there are litreally billions of places to go on the Internet, why do I always end up blankly staring at Facebook ?