If you can read this, then you have not been deleted. Congratulations!

Doesn’t know why i get bored of Facebook and then log off and end up logging back on 5 minutes later

Facebook…Housework? Facebook…Housework? Facebook…Housework? Decisions…decisions. What to do? Guess I’ll play a game while I decide what to clean.

WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To BLOCK, wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril.

“delete, block, ignore.” It’s too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy it is on Facebook.

like this if your best friend’s name starts with any of the following letters- A-Z if you don’t have a best friend then, umm.. ya know what, just press like!!

Facebook. A place most people come to moan about life, slag one and other off, and rant and rave. Does that mean Jeremy Kyle’s out of work?

I am going to ignore Facebook…starting…NOW!

says, Farmville Intervention is a must for those people who are very addicting to Farmville.

Do you stalk someone on Facebook? I know a few people who stalk at least one person. I bet you do too. Just saying.