I like carrots. Go vitamin C!

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.

“ughh I`m so full”..”who wants dessert?”..”MEEE!!!”

What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!!

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.

Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.

Screw you recommended serving size. You don`t know me.

is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.

thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.