Making the first point on my TO-DO list “Make TO-DO list”

I bet you I could stop gambling

“HEY, WHO STOLE MY…nevermind i found it.”

Dropping your phone on your face while texting in bed..

does not mean half the bottle!.

“Dude, she just called you a nerd!” “Oh hell no.. Hold my protractor, calculater, ruler, -ohh good gosh!! Where`s my back up calculator!?!”

When i don`t do it “I am Lazy” but if my boss don`t do it “He is Bussy”

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket , while it`s in the other room .

the awkward moment when your friend says… “Awe you two would be so cute together !”? n u both just awkwardly stand there.

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend