(To the tune of MICKEY MOUSE) M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S Monday sucks!

If you, or someone you know has ESS (Extremely Stupid Syndrome). Please call

bruises you can hide and they go away quickly to be forgotten..emotional things stick forever so just be careful who you decide to f#@k with

if I got as much done in my RealLife as I do in my FaceBook life I’d be waaay ahead of myself!!

Don’t walk in front of me ’cause I’ll step on the backs of your flip flops. Don’t walk behind me ’cause I walk into walls. Just walk beside me so I can trip you

Sometimes silent prayers are stronger then spoken ones.

i`m not worrying, i`m thinking ahead…

To the one person who knows me inside out, upside down and back to front. Yes, it’s you, my best friend. You know who you are. Thanks for everything.

says: I wasn’t put on this earth to deal with your drama. Stop getting me involved. Grow up and get a life. Seriously. Thanks. (:

is crazy, funny, wild, and beautiful. If u have a problem with that OH WELL!