says: “I can’t be held responsible for doing what the Rice Krispies tell me to do!”

is gonna stuff a big ass bar of chocolate and i ain’t sharing

you’re the Peanut to my butter. the star to my burst.pop to my tart.the fruit to my loop. but most importantly your the BEST to my FRIEND!!! love you guys

What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!!

I am not as stupid as you apparently think I am. I just am letting you feel smart for a change!

just because you make me smile

Note to self ” Ignore all stupidity, and Do NOT act on any urges to STAB SOMEONE!..unless you have a predetermined unnoticeable spot to hide the bodies

A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. A realist just finishes the damn thing and refills it.

The cookie monster smelled crumbs on my laptop and has chased me into my closet..Please somebody help me! My laptop is going dead and it’s getting dark!

Do you stalk someone on Facebook? I know a few people who stalk at least one person. I bet you do too. Just saying.