is temporarily out of order. Sorry for the inconvenience! Service has been called. Is under warranty. Should be back up tomorrow.

is going to club B.E.D.feat. DJ Blanky and MC Pillow to show a little booty and do a striptease with their sheets. Night all! enter my dreams if you dare

My husband is so full of hot air they farts in their sleep.

is going to club B.E.D.feat. DJ Blanky and MC Pillow to show a little booty and do a striptease with their sheets. Night all! enter my dreams if you dare

You know when you love someone when you are content just watching them sleep.

is too sleepy to come up with a witty status, check back with me tomorrow, goodnight!

…is going to go cuddle with the hubby and let the sound of his heartbeat lull her to sleep.

is going 2 visit www.imoff2bed@waypastmybedtym/nytnytall

My energy level has abandoned me for my bed… I don’t blame it.

wishes the Sleep Fairy would make the Insomnia Fairy and Reality Fairy go away . Have you seen the Cleaning Fairy ? I want their back too please.