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Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling!
After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?†Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’†Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?†Witness: “My name is Susan.â€
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?†Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’â€
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?†Witness: “My name is Susan.â€
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne