Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

FriendShip is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

Kon kehta hy k aadmi apni kismat khud likhta hay…
Agar yeh sach hy tu kismat mein dard kon likta hay?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Ultimate Truth of Love

Love Is What …
Can Be Felt Not Told

It Can Be Given
Not Sold

It Comes When
You Least Expect It

&

Leaves You When
You Most Need It …

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Ur validity of being my friend
is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidiately
by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool sms.So hurry