We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(