Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…