http://www.greatsayings.net Collection of top quotes and sayings .. Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:30:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.greatsayings.net/teacherwhy-did-you-beat.html http://www.greatsayings.net/teacherwhy-did-you-beat.html#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:30:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/teacherwhy-did-you-beat.html TEACHER:Why did you beat their up?STUDENT:they took my chocolate.TEACHER: Okay.Now go back to class(teacher to student 2)Now how many days are we talking about?

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/teacherwhy-did-you-beat.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/tact-is-the-art.html http://www.greatsayings.net/tact-is-the-art.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:33:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/tact-is-the-art.html Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/tact-is-the-art.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/has-found-that-people.html http://www.greatsayings.net/has-found-that-people.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:30:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/has-found-that-people.html has found that people with “CLOSED” minds, seem to have their mouth “OPEN’ a lot!

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/has-found-that-people.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/isnt-it-funny-how.html http://www.greatsayings.net/isnt-it-funny-how.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:33:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/isnt-it-funny-how.html Isn’t it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/isnt-it-funny-how.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/save-a-tree-eat.html http://www.greatsayings.net/save-a-tree-eat.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:33:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/save-a-tree-eat.html Save a tree. Eat a beaver.

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/save-a-tree-eat.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/basic-unit-of-laryngitis.html http://www.greatsayings.net/basic-unit-of-laryngitis.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:33:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/basic-unit-of-laryngitis.html Basic unit of laryngitis == 1 hoarsepower

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/basic-unit-of-laryngitis.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/it-was-hard-for.html http://www.greatsayings.net/it-was-hard-for.html#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:30:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/it-was-hard-for.html It was hard for me to walk away. But even harder when you didn’t even bother to try and stop me

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/it-was-hard-for.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/dont-criticize-anybody-until-2.html http://www.greatsayings.net/dont-criticize-anybody-until-2.html#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:30:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/dont-criticize-anybody-until-2.html “Don’t criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have.”

]]> http://www.greatsayings.net/dont-criticize-anybody-until-2.html/feed 0 http://www.greatsayings.net/coincidence-is-just-an.html http://www.greatsayings.net/coincidence-is-just-an.html#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:33:00 +0000 casanova http://www.greatsayings.net/coincidence-is-just-an.html Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy.

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