Every day should be a funny day. To multiply fun in your life a few funny quotes are here. These not only compel you to smile but can also inspire you for whole life. So, enjoy sending and receiving these quotes.

1. Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.–Yiddish Proverb
2. I wanna know how teen pregnancies can be so flipping common but adults try for years to get pregnant. are teens unlucky or are adults.
3. Big girls need big diamonds.
-Elizabeth Taylor
4. Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-Hedy Lamarr
5. My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
6. If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.
7. Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.”
-Andy Gibb
8. “I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.”
-George Burns
9. “An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.”
-Edgar Wallace.
10. “Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization.”
-Henri Bergson
11. “The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.”
-Aristippus
12. I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
- funny Linda Ronstadt
13. It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
14. It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-Tallulah Bankhead