- If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
- Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
- Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
- Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
- Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
Wisdom is correct knowledge of right and wrong, making profits out of it, not only for self but also for the society, the whole humanity. Read wisdom quotes here, improve yourself and try to be useful one day for the society.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Life is just one damned thing after another.
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
Happiness comes more from loving then being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again – this is the brave and happy life. – J. E. Buckrose
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