Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
- Groucho Marx

Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Whoever controls the media–the images–controls the culture.
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Life is too short for traffic.
Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.