Funny Love Quotes!!!

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
-Woody Allen

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
– Jonathan Carroll

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
– Walt Disney

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
–Woody Allen

And without you the stars don’t shine as bright….but who needs the stars, when i’ve got the FREAKIN MOON!
wake up baby, i’ve moved on!
–Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
– Joan Crawford

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
– W. Somerset Maugham

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
– Woody Allen

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
–Helen Rowland~

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
–Joan Rivers

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