A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re
lucky, mine’s still alive.”
-  Anonymous

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
-  Anonymous

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
     1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
     2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.         
-Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to
forget it once…      
- Anonymous

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
- Milton Berle

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer…is, “What does a woman want?
-  Sigmund Freud

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week.  A little candlelight,
dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henry Youngman

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
-James Holt McGavran

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me
and the second one didn’t.
-Patrick Murray

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

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