“All great truths begin as blasphemies.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“It is most unwise for people in love to marry.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than saying a drunken man is happier than a sober man.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Success covers a multitude of blunders.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Virtue is insufficient temptation.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”
By George Bernard Shaw

“My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.”
By George Bernard Shaw, “Answers to Nine Questions”

“You see things, and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were, and say “Why not?”
By George Bernard Shaw, “Metamagical Themas” by Douglas Hofstadter

“”Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”"
By George Bernard Shaw, An Unsocial Socialist (1887) ch. 5

“We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.”
By George Bernard Shaw, Candida (1898) act 1

“We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.”
By George Bernard Shaw, Candida (1898) act 1

“The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.”
By George Bernard Shaw, The Philanderer (1898) act 2

“The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.”
By George Bernard Shaw, The Philanderer (1898) act 2

“English is the easiest language to speak badly.”
By George Bernhard Shaw