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If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life! Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian. Think about it. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! Every lady...

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him …. If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said …. Alright…. you’re ugly too! If you like this post, share it with your friends. Just Copy and paste the code below to your friends orkut,myspace, hi5, friendster, etc... profile : funnyMy psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him...

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” -Anonymous First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” -  Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. -Woody...