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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” -Groucho Marx“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson “My husband...