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Great Inspirational and funny Thoughts

lucy — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:08:38 +0000

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
Don’t walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Happy Friendship Quotes

casanova — Sat, 09 May 2009 15:06:25 +0000

Friendship is a most popular relationship in this World. Anybody of any age any nationality, any race, any religion, any status, male or female can be your friends in any number. Law has no objection in this. However, opposite sex friendship have some problems and these problems found little or too much almost everywhere. Useful quotes on happy friendship are quoted below. Make best use of them.

“We’ve gone our own ways and I know its for the best, but sometimes I wonder will I ever have a friend like you again?”
-Blink 182
“Even if we never talk again after tonight, please remember that I am forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me”
-Chasing Amy
“Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.”
â€“ Unknown
“A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.”
- Len Wein
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
- Sent by Donna Roberts
“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
– Elbert Hubbard
“Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.”
– Jewish saying
“A person who has no friends,lives only half way.” .
â€“ Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
- Bernard Meltzer.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Fr. Jerome Cummings
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
- Aristotle

Inspirational Life Quotes!

summer — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:31:42 +0000

What is Life? This question is still unanswered correctly in spite of several researches and all. Each individual has a particular view over life. Everyone sees life according to their experiences in the life. There are innumerable quotes on life, below are some of the inspirational Life Quotes, which will fill a new oomph and gusto in ones life after having a look to them.

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
-Powell Davies

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
– Lou Erickso

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
“ Anonymous

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
-Booker T. Washington

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.”
-Erma Bombeck

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-Brendan Gill

Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will oe’r flood the banks only to be succeeded by a drought.
-Anon

”Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
-Anon

If you will just start with the idea that this is a hard world, it will all be much simpler.
-Louis D. Brandeis

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
-Marie Curie

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
-Wally ‘Famous’ Amos

“Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt and live like it’s heaven on Earth.”
- Mark Twain

”Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
- Oscar Wilde

Life is good, without it we’d all be dead.
-Hannah

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
-Ben Stein