An old lady who looks as if she is about to die,
A doctor who had once saved your life,
A man/woman you have been dreaming to be with.
You can only take one passenger in your car. Which one will you choose?

Think about it before you continue reading.

This must be some kind of personality test. Every answer has its reasoning.
You could pick up the old lady. She is going to die, and thus you should save her first. You could take the doctor, because he once saved your life. This will be the perfect chance to pay him back.However, you could always pay the doctor back in the future, but you may never be able to find the perfect lover once you pass this chance.

The candidate who was eventually hired (out of 200 applicants) did not have to explain his answer. WHAT DID HE SAY?

He simply answered:
“Give the car key to the doctor. Let him take the old lady to the hospital. I will stay and wait for the bus with the man/woman of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we would gain more if we were able to give up our stubborn limitations.

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best feelings are those that Have no words to describe them
-by Michelle Hammersley
<br /> The best feelings are those that Have no words to describe them<br /> -by Michelle Hammersley<br /> More <a href="http://www.greatsayings.net">Great Sayings and quotes</a><br />

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it’s you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

 
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Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept me without change
Desire me without inhibitions
For a love so free…. Will never fly away.
~ by Dick Sutphen ~
<br /> <em><br /> Love me without fear<br /> Trust me without questioning<br /> Need me without demanding<br /> Want me without restrictions<br /> Accept me without change<br /> Desire me without inhibitions<br /> For a love so free…. Will never fly away.<br /> -by Dick Sutphen</em></p> <p>More <a href="http://www.greatsayings.net">Great Sayings and quotes</a><br />
My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I’d do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~

 
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I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn’t see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.

 
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Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~

 
<br /> Let the world stop turning,<br /> Let the sun stop burning,<br /> Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.<br /> If it all falls apart,<br /> I will know deep in my heart,<br /> The only dream that mattered had come true<br /> In this life I was loved by you.</p> <p>-by Bette Midler</p> <p>More <a href="http://www.greatsayings.net">Great Sayings and quotes</a><br />
Even though there may be times
It seems I’m far away
Never wonder where I am
‘Cause I am always by your side.
~ by Celine Dion (The Power of Love) ~

 
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Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.

 
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When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don’t give up though the pace seems slow–
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out–
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit–
It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

- Edgar A. Guest

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson

Hope is the dream of the waking man. – Aristotle

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. – Tao Te Ching

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. – Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible. – Unknown

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae Wes

The most important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert Einstein

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. – Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. -Joe Girard

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. – Goethe

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. -Maureen Dowd

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.- Malcolm Forbes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money – Louis Agassiz

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Unknown

An array of quotes on man and life:

It is man’s indomitable nature to scare himself silly for no good reason!
- Calvin and Hobbes

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
- Calvin and Hobbes

It is alright letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back.—Mick Jagger

Live your life in a manner that you would like your kids to live theirs. –Michael Levines

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.– Bernard Shaw

View life as a continuous learning experience.– Denis Waitley

We are always getting ready to live but never living.– Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
-Woody Allen

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
– Jonathan Carroll

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
– Walt Disney

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
–Woody Allen

And without you the stars don’t shine as bright….but who needs the stars, when i’ve got the FREAKIN MOON!
wake up baby, i’ve moved on!
–Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
– Joan Crawford

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
– W. Somerset Maugham

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
– Woody Allen

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
–Helen Rowland~

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
–Joan Rivers

If you have a favorite funny quote about love, you can share it by submitting it here!

Love is that orbit of the restless soul
Whose circle grazes the confines of space,
Bounding within the limits of its race
Utmost extremes.
Sonnet

“I love you because You’re a sweet little fool!”
The sweet little Fool

To have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part.
Solemnization of Matrimony.

To love, cherish, and to obey.
Solemnization of Matrimony

He was my North, my South, my East and West, / My working week and my Sunday rest, / My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; / I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

W H Auden

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

James Baldwin

If you haven’t had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

Phyllis Battelle

Flowers are Love’s truest language.
Sonnet.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

Phyllis Battelle

For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck

A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations—but they all will console themselves with another man.
Charles Boyer

I might run from her for a thousand years and she is still my baby child…. Our love is so furious that we burn each other out.
Richard Burton

Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.

Marc Chagall

You say that love is nonsense….I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one’s nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength
Adams, Henry Brooks

Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you…
Adams, Joey Lauren

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart
-Antoninus, Marcus Aelius Aurelius