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God is watching you

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 03:38:46 +0000

Be patient, you never know how God is going to use you.
It may take a little more time to do those things you aspire to do, But they will eventually get done!

-Unknown

life

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:39:16 +0000

dont allow sad and even dont allow happy. what is the need of newly welcoming the happiness being on one side that your basic character is happiness. if you welcome the happy also be ready to welcome the sad.

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart!

yengko — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:39:23 +0000

1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you…..and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart Girls- add this if you think its sweet.
Guys- add this if you would do any of it !

Humours And Sayings

KiRaN — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:34:30 +0000

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Being comedy doesn’t mean that you are not serious; it’s just an alternate approach towards being serious. I have collected some of the best humorous quotes and sayings for you:

“The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.” Mark Twain

“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom.” Taki

“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.” Peter De Vries

“Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.” James Thurber

“Humor is a universal language.” Joel Goodman

“The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.” Virginia Woolf

“I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.” Will Rogers

“Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke” Will Rogers

Don’t Worry

casanova — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 15:39:00 +0000

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.

- Van Wilder

Funny Sayings and Quotes about Old Age

KiRaN — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:40:58 +0000

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do. So, let’s enjoy our life while we are young enough.

“Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends.” – Ogden Nash

“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.” – Anonymous

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Anonymous

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

“Few people know how to be old.” – François de la Rochefoucauld

“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” – John Wagner

“I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.” – Peter Gabriel

“Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.” – Anonymous

“The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.” – Plato

“Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned.” – Gerald Brenan

Funny Get Well Sayings

KiRaN — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 03:34:03 +0000

You may find yourself useful enough to heal your friend when they are in pain lying in hospital and taking medicine if only you had some sense of humour while greeting them. If not, then use the get well sayings listed below:

Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. ~V.L. Allineare

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up. ~Candea Core-Starke

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. ~ George Bernard Shaw

I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you can never read his prescription. ~Finley Peter Dunne

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.~ Pearl Williams

If I had my way I’d make health catching instead of disease. ~Robert Ingersoll

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.~ Voltaire

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. ~Ellie Katz

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~ Johnny Carson

Belief

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:41:00 +0000

The same thing that makes things possible is the same thing that makes things impossible…your belief.

-Eddie Harris Jr

Old Year has gone

casanova — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:38:49 +0000

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! -Edward Payson Powell

bye bye 2010

casanova — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 15:40:39 +0000

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
-Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850