Alison Bliss Famous Quotes & Sayings

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14 Alison Bliss Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Alison Bliss Sayings: Some scars can't always be seen with your eyes," he said, "Doesn't mean they aren't Some scars can't always be seen with your eyes," he said, "Doesn't mean they aren't there.
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Alison Bliss Sayings: You choose men the same way a child picks out a new puppy; first one You choose men the same way a child picks out a new puppy; first one who crawls in your lap is yours.
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Alison Bliss Sayings: Jesus," he said, exasperated. "When we leave here, I'm stopping to buy you a self-help Jesus," he said, exasperated. "When we leave here, I'm stopping to buy you a self-help book.
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Alison Bliss Sayings: The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin. The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin.
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Alison Bliss Sayings: Honey, you may have the face of an angel, but that halo of yours is Honey, you may have the face of an angel, but that halo of yours is awfully crooked.
Alison Bliss Sayings: Instead, I reached out, grabbed him by the neck, and slung him away. He jumped Instead, I reached out, grabbed him by the neck, and slung him away. He jumped to his feet and came back for more. I raised the bucket in warning and yelled, "Rooster, I'll fuck you up!
Alison Bliss Sayings: Damn it, Emily. I'm responsible for your safety." "Then wear a condom!" "Jesus," he said, Damn it, Emily. I'm responsible for your safety." "Then wear a condom!" "Jesus," he said, breathing out hard. "I was right before. You definitely have multiple personalities." My eyes narrowed. "Yeah, well maybe I do, and none of them like you!
Alison Bliss Sayings: Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I'll be Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I'll be sure to give you a call. Until then, you'll just have to play with your own hose.
Alison Bliss Sayings: What's poking me?" "An involuntary reflex," Jake said, "Roll over at your own risk." "Is What's poking me?"
"An involuntary reflex," Jake said, "Roll over at your own risk."
"Is it going to be a chronic condition?"
"God, I hope so, I'm too young to have those kinds of medical issues."
"I have a cure."
"What?" he asked. "Sandwiching a pillow between us?"
"Amputation."
"Never mind," Jake said grimly, "Problem solved.
Alison Bliss Sayings: It was five o'clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my It was five o'clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn't even risen yet. Dumbass bird should be on Prozac.
Alison Bliss Sayings: She killed the shit out of that snake," Hank said, laughing. "Chopped off its head, She killed the shit out of that snake," Hank said, laughing. "Chopped off its head, set it on fire, then shot it."
Jake looked at me as if I were crazy. "A little overkill, don't you think?"
"It wouldn't stop moving.
Alison Bliss Sayings: I love the sound you make when you're silent. I love the sound you make when you're silent.
Alison Bliss Sayings: One peek and I melted. "Aww," I said, cooing to the chick with the fluffy One peek and I melted. "Aww," I said, cooing to the chick with the fluffy head. "It's so cute." Then it shit in my hand. "Ew, gross. Take this nasty thing.
Alison Bliss Sayings: Jake smiled, as if he enjoyed my temper tantrum. "Patience is a virtue.""Yeah, well, so Jake smiled, as if he enjoyed my temper tantrum. "Patience is a virtue."
"Yeah, well, so is virginity, but I don't have that anymore, either.