Andrea Portes Famous Quotes & Sayings

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39 Andrea Portes Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Andrea Portes Sayings: You get one chance.You get to do this thing one time and you don't even You get one chance.
You get to do this thing one time and you don't even know when it goes from swirling forward and around and around in circles to just a plain cold stop and nothing more. Can you believe it? All this time I've spent weighing this and weighing that, worrying about this and worrying about that, living back then and living forward, caring about what so-and-so thinks and about so-and-so, too, but never living here, here, this moment here. Never even acknowledging that this moment even exists, and it hits me, like a live volt through the chest.
This moment here.
This is all you get.
Before you are part of the sky
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Andrea Portes Sayings: Logan is a sideways, brilliant, honest guy who does the coolest stuff ever, and everybody Logan is a sideways, brilliant, honest guy who does the coolest stuff ever, and everybody hates, but who I am basically in love with.
But Logan is damaged, broken. And, let's not sugarcoat it, that ain't gonna change.
Even though it isn't his fault, even though his shitty father caused it, even though it's not fair . . . that kinda thing cuts deep. That kinda thing sticks
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Andrea Portes Sayings: We tried to be all of the things ... we are not. We tried to be all of the things ... we are not.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that's just about all I want to do.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: And when I have that feeling, that feeling like I need a handout, desperate, I And when I have that feeling, that feeling like I need a handout, desperate, I want to pull my skin off and turn into dust.I want to throw myself back to the angels and tell them to start over,start over without me cause you put the screws in loose, you put the hinges in wrong.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: Pedaling fast fast fast, this is the moment. One of those movie moments you never Pedaling fast fast fast, this is the moment. One of those movie moments you never think is gonna happen to you, but it happens to you, and now it's here.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: To be honest, she may be kind of scared of the register. Or maybe she To be honest, she may be kind of scared of the register. Or maybe she can't add. She is a Christian. I don't think they believe in math.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: Just so you know. I fucking loved you. I fucking loved the daylights out of Just so you know. I fucking loved you. I fucking loved the daylights out of you.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: It's one of those dumb days where nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right either It's one of those dumb days where nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right either and the sky can't even choose to be white or gray.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: You get one chance.You get to do this and that and you don't even know You get one chance.

You get to do this and that and you don't even know when it goes from swirling forward and around and around in circles to just a plain cold stop and nothing more. Can you believe it? All this time I've spent weighing this and weighing that, worrying about this and worrying about that, living back then and living forward, caring about so-and-so, too, but never living here, here, this moment here. Never even acknowledging that this moment even exists, and it hits me like a live volt through the chest.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: I'd like a cheese Bunza. French fries. A Dr Pepper --""Oh, you're a Pepper?""Yeah, I'm I'd like a cheese Bunza. French fries. A Dr Pepper --"

"Oh, you're a Pepper?"

"Yeah, I'm a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"

I can't help but laugh at this guy. He's actually funny. Kind of a surprise. I thought maybe he'd just be some hot lug-head jerk. But this? This is unfair.

"And a shake."

"Really?"

"Yeah. A shake. Instead of Dr Pepper. Oh ... and you. I'd like a date with you. Saturday night.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: You look cute in your little uniform." [Jared]Did he read my mind or something?"Yeah? You You look cute in your little uniform." [Jared]

Did he read my mind or something?

"Yeah? You don't think I look like an Easter egg?"

"No. I think you look like I should be asking you to marry me."

CRASH!
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Andrea Portes Sayings: You could waste your whole life worrying, you know that? You could waste your whole life worrying, you know that?
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Andrea Portes Sayings: Let's just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care Let's just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm just a girl in the world.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: I don't know how to act around anybody. I don't know how to act around anybody.
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Andrea Portes Sayings: We're both whisper-screaming at each other. All I can think is this is the worst We're both whisper-screaming at each other. All I can think is this is the worst possible way to break up with somebody.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I look out past the corn and the wheat and wonder how many sets of I look out past the corn and the wheat and wonder how many sets of bones are buried, unspoken, keeping their stories to themselves in the dirt. I wonder if they know the sky is bright blue today and the air smells sweet. I wonder if they still listen in.
Andrea Portes Sayings: Pedaling fast fast fast, this is my only chance to stop it. This is the Pedaling fast fast fast, this is my only chance to stop it. This is the place where it looks like everything is gonna go horribly wrong and there's no hope, but then because it's a movie there is hope after all and there is a surprise that changes everything and everyone breathes a sigh of relief and everybody gets to go home and feel good about themselves and maybe fall asleep in the car.
Andrea Portes Sayings: You know why you keep losing, 'cause, guess what, you're a fucking loser. You know why you keep losing, 'cause, guess what, you're a fucking loser.
Andrea Portes Sayings: But somewhere in America, between the freeways and the Food-4-Less, between the filling stations and But somewhere in America, between the freeways and the Food-4-Less, between the filling stations and the 5-o-'clock news, behind the blue blinking light coming off the TV, there is a space, an empty space, between us, around us, inside us, that inevitable, desperate, begs to be filled up. And nothing, not shame, not God, not a new microwave, not a wide-screen TV or that new diet with grapefruits, can ever, ever fill it.
Underneath all that white noise there's a lack.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I know they say that's the way the cookie crumbles and all. But you can't I know they say that's the way the cookie crumbles and all. But you can't help but wonder why there's any cookie-crumbling going on in the first place.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I mean it's like trying to decide between James Dean and Elvis. Seriously, who could I mean it's like trying to decide between James Dean and Elvis. Seriously, who could make that choice?
Andrea Portes Sayings: Whenever I feel like this, I am gentle with myself, pretend like I'm someone else, Whenever I feel like this, I am gentle with myself, pretend like I'm someone else, someone good. I walk on eggshells around myself, like I'm some fragile piece of porcelain you have to place quietly, deliberately back on the shelf.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I just get a feeling he's up there somewhere.
Andrea Portes Sayings: Out west everything has its own space. Every little ramshackle cabin, shack, hut sits perched Out west everything has its own space. Every little ramshackle cabin, shack, hut sits perched atop its own little piece of destiny with room to breathe, room to live, room to die. You'll see them, the dead ones, sitting by the side of the road like some faded gray and rotting mystery, thinking about the good ol days before trains and cars and wanting more.
Andrea Portes Sayings: Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.
Andrea Portes Sayings: Jesus. I do not wanna be called a vampire n-word. Jesus. I do not wanna be called a vampire n-word.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I can't help but wonder...if it's such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy I can't help but wonder...if it's such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy to feel important...What happens when he doesn't?
Andrea Portes Sayings: It doesn't say: "Logan's kid brothers looked like little angels in Star Wars pajamas and It doesn't say: "Logan's kid brothers looked like little angels in Star Wars pajamas and that fucking fuckface tried to shoot them dead, and what's the point in God, or anything in the universe after that?"
It doesn't say: "God. Where the fuck were you last night?
Andrea Portes Sayings: I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he's got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don't think the hero is supposed to be doing this.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.
Andrea Portes Sayings: If you threw Elvis and a scarecrow in a blender, topped the whole thing off If you threw Elvis and a scarecrow in a blender, topped the whole thing off with Seagram's 7 and pressed dice, you would make my dad. He's got tar black hair and shoulder blades that cut through his undershirt like clipped wings. He looks like a gray-skinned, skinny-rat cowboy and I would be lying if I didn't say that I am, maybe sorta kinda, keep it secret, in love with him.
And you would be, too, you would, if you met him before drink number five or six. Just meet him then. Get lost before things get ugly.
Andrea Portes Sayings: If you turned a Labrador into a person you would make Brad Kline. He's happy If you turned a Labrador into a person you would make Brad Kline. He's happy and gushy and about as interesting and complex as a tree stump.
Andrea Portes Sayings: Ceaseless.Almost too much for this small frame.You make me part of the sky. Ceaseless.
Almost too much for this small frame.
You make me part of the sky.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I miss my room. I miss my bed. I miss being a little punk with I miss my room. I miss my bed. I miss being a little punk with no care in the world, giving two fucks about it, just looking for trouble. I guess I found it.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart thought. And that makes me an idiot.
Andrea Portes Sayings: But if I can keep my mind on these pages I don't have to care. But if I can keep my mind on these pages I don't have to care. I can make this all just go away. Poof. I can stay in this book and then this book gets to be real and everything else gets to be fake and who cares anyway.
Andrea Portes Sayings: I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.