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100 Ashlan Thomas Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Good God!" Lids sliding closed, he moaned. I think I was witnessing a foodgasm and Good God!" Lids sliding closed, he moaned. I think I was witnessing a foodgasm and it was far too similar to another gasm I never wanted to hear from my father.
I should avert my eyes. This shit would scar me.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: My dreams were welcome; they were what felt real to me, and to wake in My dreams were welcome; they were what felt real to me, and to wake in a world where Abby was not mine was the dream, the true nightmare.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Physical pain was rare for angels to feel, but I was in it. Unyielding and Physical pain was rare for angels to feel, but I was in it. Unyielding and excruciating pain.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Will held up an inflatable male doll with a beer belly and a hairy chest, Will held up an inflatable male doll with a beer belly and a hairy chest, and waved its appendage at me that wasn't an arm or a leg. That image would stick with me.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Always one to accept a compliment graciously, Wright. Always one to accept a compliment graciously, Wright.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: The good news is my almost-boyfriend was ready to pound Eric's face for you." "Almost-boyfriend? The good news is my almost-boyfriend was ready to pound Eric's face for you."
"Almost-boyfriend? Don't you gays usually move a lot faster than this? I thought you were supposed to shack up together on the second date and adopt a cat so you had something to dress up in a tutu.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I wanted to do whatever was necessary to encourage your short dresses.'I nodded. 'My legs I wanted to do whatever was necessary to encourage your short dresses.'
I nodded. 'My legs and butt thank you.'
A wry grin slid over his lips. 'They are most welcome.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Her pain was so unexpected, so raw, and deep, a penetrating, all-encompassing pain. It was Her pain was so unexpected, so raw, and deep, a penetrating, all-encompassing pain. It was no longer her pain, but ours. Whatever her thoughts were, brought tears to her eyes, lips trembled, and her fists clenched as though she were ready to crumble into ash. It was impossible to stop my own tears from coming. What I wouldn't give to take this ache from her.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Confusion and shame rode me hard, and as much as I knew it was wrong, Confusion and shame rode me hard, and as much as I knew it was wrong, I needed to keep a distance from her. I couldn't care about her. Maggie was temporary, and when she was gone, that hole I desperately tried to patch over would rip right back open. There was no point in letting her in.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: The girl was a walking heartache and there was no doubt she could break what The girl was a walking heartache and there was no doubt she could break what little of me there was left.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I have been tied up, my apologies, Abigail Miller." He chuckled deeply at his corny I have been tied up, my apologies, Abigail Miller." He chuckled deeply at his corny joke and I would have rolled my eyes, but considering he just took an epic fall, I let him have this one.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Maggie had no clue that looking at her was like being stabbed in the gut. Maggie had no clue that looking at her was like being stabbed in the gut. No clue that she ripped my heart to pieces by just standing in front of me. This girl had no clue that her very existence shredded my soul.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Will there be anything else? Want to know my blood type? Time of the month? Will there be anything else? Want to know my blood type? Time of the month? Social security number?"
Thinking that over, I nodded. "And your astrological sign would be helpful."
"If you want to know any of that about me, it's time you get a hobby. Maybe start a navel fluff collection, take up extreme ironing, or dress like a pirate."
"I'd make a damn fine pirate.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I brought you to a remote mountain to take advantage of you.'Tightening his hold around I brought you to a remote mountain to take advantage of you.'
Tightening his hold around me, he rumbled, 'I wasn't complaining.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Andy said something about angels aren't suitable superheroes, especially English ones. That was all it Andy said something about angels aren't suitable superheroes, especially English ones. That was all it took and Calista ripped into him. She went on and on about angels and what we've done for the Earth and humanity since the dawn of Creation. Andy snapped back that having wings doesn't make you all that great, and she's nothing more than a molting light flitting around in the sky like a wannabe Tinker Belle. Calista slammed her hand down on the granite, smashed it to bits, and called him a small man who she could crush just as easily. I think he peed his pants!
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: His golden eyes flashed wickedness and promise. "As you wish. His golden eyes flashed wickedness and promise. "As you wish.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Gregory Johnson is a fine specimen of the male human. Look how large he is!""Why Gregory Johnson is a fine specimen of the male human. Look how large he is!"
"Why don't you make out with him then?"
Raphael laughed. "Abigail Miller, he is not my type. He is a human.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: No, Xander. Not this time. You don't lie to someone you're in love with. You No, Xander. Not this time. You don't lie to someone you're in love with. You don't keep secrets from each other. But you do. You don't trust me. You went inside my head and took something from me and you think it's okay. It's not! I'm not your human pet who you can do whatever you want with.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: It was adding up to something I couldn't figure out yet, but I didn't think It was adding up to something I couldn't figure out yet, but I didn't think it would end with a happy ever after for us anymore.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: You would deprive the world of this face? You would deprive the world of this face?
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I slugged his rock of an arm and noticed the slight movement as his shoulder I slugged his rock of an arm and noticed the slight movement as his shoulder rolled back - it wasn't to avoid being hit, more like he was trying to save my hand. How strong was he?
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I don't want to talk anymore," I mumbled.A throaty sound rumbled above me. "That is I don't want to talk anymore," I mumbled.
A throaty sound rumbled above me. "That is wise. This time should be spent eating, fattening you up. How anyone as scrawny as you can walk is commendable.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Flinging myself against the headrest, I glared at his knees thinking how I would like Flinging myself against the headrest, I glared at his knees thinking how I would like to ram his kneecaps with the Explorer. He'd probably just dent the damn metal. After a groan that I meant to be obnoxiously loud because he couldn't see my eye roll, I threw the gear back into drive. He was such a sneaky angel.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Raphael's citrine eyes flashed in the night. Leaning down to me, his look wiped any Raphael's citrine eyes flashed in the night. Leaning down to me, his look wiped any smile from my face, full of promise. "I was asked to dirty the Earth with you, you filthy bastard.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: You are the missing piece to make me human. I feel it, coursing through me. You are the missing piece to make me human. I feel it, coursing through me. I have no doubts. You were made for me, we were meant to be one.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I'm sorry, is there a revival of Shakespeare's Caesar I don't know about. I'm sorry, is there a revival of Shakespeare's Caesar I don't know about.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I swore with his newfound love of bathing, I would see Isaac in human clothes I swore with his newfound love of bathing, I would see Isaac in human clothes next. If he started wearing skinny jeans, I would have to intervene.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I have to keep up appearances. I do roll with angels now. I have to keep up appearances. I do roll with angels now.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Strange that I knew it would end this way. Not in battle, but in a Strange that I knew it would end this way. Not in battle, but in a dirty alley, alone, hiding among the filth like the coward I was.
My poetic ending.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I looked up to the Heavens gauging the distance. Maybe I could catapult Raphael back I looked up to the Heavens gauging the distance. Maybe I could catapult Raphael back with an epic kick to the ass.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I've never said hello to a pretty girl alone in the woods at night with I've never said hello to a pretty girl alone in the woods at night with my pants unzipped, holding my dick. You, Caleb?'
'Can't say that I have. But I have said hello by breaking arms before. It has the unfortunate side effect of impairing one's ability to hold their dick.'
'That sounds painful,' Xander observed.
Caleb said, 'Ah. That would explain the screaming.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Well, if I came any earlier, I would have missed the nudie-show. Thank goodness for Well, if I came any earlier, I would have missed the nudie-show. Thank goodness for good timing.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: It's just a shirt. I have no emotional connection to it or the band. I It's just a shirt. I have no emotional connection to it or the band. I just didn't feel like coming to work topless today."
Camden's hand slammed down on the counter. "Shit, are there days that you come topless? I would like to make sure I'm here for that.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: If you fall apart, it's a bad omen for the rest of the couples on If you fall apart, it's a bad omen for the rest of the couples on Earth.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Today would rank as one of the stupidest things I'd done, taking the place of Today would rank as one of the stupidest things I'd done, taking the place of indoor stair skiing.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Do you typically wear men's clothes or is that an American thing? Do you typically wear men's clothes or is that an American thing?
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I love you, my Abby, above all else, know this. I would give up everything I love you, my Abby, above all else, know this. I would give up everything for a life together. Heaven could never compare to you.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Isaac sat up in bed and glared at Nathan. I think he wanted to kick Isaac sat up in bed and glared at Nathan. I think he wanted to kick him out or smother Nathan with a pillow. Either way, I couldn't blame him.
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Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Stepping out of the kitchen, Ben glared at him. "I have no problem kicking your Stepping out of the kitchen, Ben glared at him. "I have no problem kicking your ass."

"I'm sure there are a lot of things you like to do with asses.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a few feathers short of a wing.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Abby was my reason for being. God had a purpose for her and I was Abby was my reason for being. God had a purpose for her and I was a part of it, I must be. Together we would fulfill His Design. I knew it to be true with every cell coursing through me. Abby belonged to me.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: My apologies. To kiss you now was inappropriate. But gladly, I would kiss you again. My apologies. To kiss you now was inappropriate. But gladly, I would kiss you again.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: The girls were riveted by Georgia's lecture on the importance of sports bras and the The girls were riveted by Georgia's lecture on the importance of sports bras and the dangers of the uni-boob, double busting, slippage, unsightly bulges, and my personal favorite, head lighting. I thought she made valid points and I would never have guessed that bouncing boobs were so problematic.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: It's fine. I use foul language and you bust up small mountains." I examined the It's fine. I use foul language and you bust up small mountains." I examined the rubble around us. "We each have our coping mechanisms.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: People will only notice how exceptionally awesome I am. People will only notice how exceptionally awesome I am.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I just looked at the parts above the knees to below your neck if that I just looked at the parts above the knees to below your neck if that helps.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I shouldn't get a thrill out of seeing her upset, but when her nose crinkled I shouldn't get a thrill out of seeing her upset, but when her nose crinkled that way and her eyes heated, I couldn't help but getting turned on.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: She had no idea how much I wanted to make her my wife, no clue She had no idea how much I wanted to make her my wife, no clue as to how many nights I fell asleep with that image on my mind.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: There were too many of my happiest days and they all revolved around him. But There were too many of my happiest days and they all revolved around him. But I could only think of the moment Xander's tears were his heaviest and his words incredibly pained.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Seeing the future was not a gift afforded to the Archangels. Seeing the future was not a gift afforded to the Archangels.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: A chill swept over me. "I feel like you are saying good-bye for good." His A chill swept over me. "I feel like you are saying good-bye for good."
His eyes bore into mine with a surprising intensity. "No, I'll never say that word to you.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: In those eyes, I saw it, a longing for me and I knew the same In those eyes, I saw it, a longing for me and I knew the same thoughts were running through her mind, that any space between us was intolerable. Separation was against nature, against the Heavens.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: You don't know how special you are, Abby, and you truly don't get how special You don't know how special you are, Abby, and you truly don't get how special you are to me. I would move Heaven for you.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I like me for you. I like me for you.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: He looked like Heaven, and he would soon be all mine. He looked like Heaven, and he would soon be all mine.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: No, I'm quite certain. And for the past two hundred years, I've dreamed of nothing No, I'm quite certain. And for the past two hundred years, I've dreamed of nothing but your lips. I would wait another two hundred years if you demanded, and I would spend every minute of every waking hour, begging you for my sweet relief.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: His first stretch alerted me to a concerning issue. "Um, Raphael, I think you should His first stretch alerted me to a concerning issue. "Um, Raphael, I think you should change."
Biceps bulged, thigh muscles popped, and I was fairly certain he just added another pack to his abs. "I am quite comfortable, Abigail Miller."
I crossed my arms. "Well, I'm not. I know you go commando under your skirt and I don't want to see angel parts I wasn't meant to see."
He shot me a sideways glance. "You have seen said angel parts on Alexander. Mine are much more impressive, however."
My mouth and eyes widened. "Oh my gosh! I cannot believe you said that, Raphael. And it was an accident!"
He continued to stare.
"I was bleeding to death!"
He tilted his head at me, remaining silent.
I threw up my arms. "Fine, wear the damn skirt. But you had better keep things tucked in. Any hint of said angel parts and this is over."
Raphael smiled. He won? How did he do that? He was diabolical.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: If you hear screaming, it's my meltdown. Do me a favor and make sure I If you hear screaming, it's my meltdown. Do me a favor and make sure I stay dressed."
Those hazel eyes took their sweet time taking in every inch of my body. "I make no promises.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: He could see what I hadn't until now. She was my weakness and he would He could see what I hadn't until now. She was my weakness and he would exploit it by doing what I could not. He would have her. He would kill her.
But what if I could have her? What if I could make her mine?
Only mine.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I heard if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. Let me I heard if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. Let me tell you, I've always hated that saying.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Her gaze collided with mine and it was as though she saw through me, my Her gaze collided with mine and it was as though she saw through me, my secrets, what I was. The pull between us was tangible, like gravity on Earth, and I knew this wasn't chance. Abigail belonged to me and I to her. It was a knowledge in my soul that had been there and I foolishly had denied myself.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: With her words, the world could spin again. It took great restraint to not unfurl With her words, the world could spin again. It took great restraint to not unfurl my wings and fly Abby around the mountain, pronouncing to anyone with ears that she loved me. Abigail Miller loved me.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I knew I was disoriented, but I was pretty sure intestines were supposed to be I knew I was disoriented, but I was pretty sure intestines were supposed to be inside my body cavity.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I was actually drowning in a pool full of people and I knew how to I was actually drowning in a pool full of people and I knew how to swim. I wondered how long it would take someone to realize there was a dead body in the pool. Would I sink or bounce on the surface like a floating chlorinator?
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: The impossible happened. Your stomach is full. The impossible happened. Your stomach is full.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I stepped out of the Millennium Falcon and went to Star Wars heaven. I stepped out of the Millennium Falcon and went to Star Wars heaven.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Abby, come on. No guy on this planet would say no to their girl in Abby, come on. No guy on this planet would say no to their girl in the famous metal bikini.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: You're gonna need a lot more than prayers, kid. You're gonna need a lot more than prayers, kid.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Did you know your dancing is atrocious? I seriously think there is something wrong with Did you know your dancing is atrocious? I seriously think there is something wrong with your inner ear. No other human moves so unnaturally to music.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Having to do something is an obligation, a duty, a will that is not your Having to do something is an obligation, a duty, a will that is not your own. Wanting to do something is a choice that requires heart, desire, a will that is yours. Those two concepts are a universe apart. I wanted to, Abby
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Abby's beauty shone too bright, her soul too pure, and no one would ever compare. Abby's beauty shone too bright, her soul too pure, and no one would ever compare. No one would ever hold my heart but Abby.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I'm gonna make you hairless where God didn't intend. I'm gonna make you hairless where God didn't intend.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Well, I found I am my own best company. I don't annoy myself and I Well, I found I am my own best company. I don't annoy myself and I always have something important I want to hear myself say.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: He broke out in a wide, cocky grin. "Have I rendered you speechless?"I looked again He broke out in a wide, cocky grin. "Have I rendered you speechless?"
I looked again and nodded dumbly. "Uh, huh.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: It's a dirty, dirty job, Abby, but I'm up to the challenge." A wag of It's a dirty, dirty job, Abby, but I'm up to the challenge." A wag of his brows and a wicked grin had me laughing at his innuendo.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I'm sure I have faults, too. I just can't think of any at the moment. I'm sure I have faults, too. I just can't think of any at the moment.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I'm only sensitive in the area that counts, Sticks." "The soft spot on your skull I'm only sensitive in the area that counts, Sticks."
"The soft spot on your skull that never hardened?
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: This demon was going to bring me to that creature? Hell to the no. This demon was going to bring me to that creature? Hell to the no.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I was turning into one of those ABC Afterschool Specials that we were forced to I was turning into one of those ABC Afterschool Specials that we were forced to watch as kids.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Adam inclined his head toward Owen. "Two questions. Was I Fabio in that scenario? And Adam inclined his head toward Owen. "Two questions. Was I Fabio in that scenario? And who is Fabio?"
Brown eyes rolled. "Yes, and Google that shit."
And he did. "Ho! My nose is way smaller!"
Cam grabbed the smartphone out of Adam's hand. "Look at those baby blues, though. Piercing. Erotic, even. You could totally be related."
A grin tipped Adam's mouth. "Really?"
Cam slapped the phone against Adam's chest. "Dude. No. Not really.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Nothing in my life could prepare me for the utter devastation that three-letter word held Nothing in my life could prepare me for the utter devastation that three-letter word held at this moment. He had given his heart to another. Another broken promise, the one that carried the most hurt.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Seeing you like this tonight makes me think of how much I want to marry Seeing you like this tonight makes me think of how much I want to marry you. Me in a tux, and you in a gorgeous dress with the hair and makeup and sparkles and heels. A beautiful reception where we share our first dance as husband and wife. And afterward, the seal between us will become permanent under God. Our wedding night will be the best night of my existence. It was foolish of me to assign it so quickly, but you make me do foolish things.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I welcomed the blackness to take me, swallow my soul, for I was unworthy of I welcomed the blackness to take me, swallow my soul, for I was unworthy of His Gifts. He knew all along and punished us for our arrogance. I deserved Hell. I deserved to be dragged into a chasm of eternal pain.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: It was like Jerry McGuire. I was poor, starstruck Dorothy - minus the kid and It was like Jerry McGuire. I was poor, starstruck Dorothy - minus the kid and the vagina - and Ben was Show Me the Money Jerry and he never gave me a chance to have him at hello."
"I have no clue what you just said."
He waved me off. "I'm well aware, but it was a perfect comparison that shouldn't go to waste.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: While you may be by yourself, alone you are not. It was not an act While you may be by yourself, alone you are not. It was not an act of coincidence you have been given four Guardians. Nor was it a coincidence I answered the prayers of your Guardians. Your purpose has yet to be revealed. We are not meant to understand His Design, but rest assured, He is with you. He is watching. He has not abandoned you.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Oh, Raphael. Maybe just kill it next time instead of skinning it?"He looked to his Oh, Raphael. Maybe just kill it next time instead of skinning it?"
He looked to his hands and flicked the thick liquid off. "My apologies, Abigail Wright. It has been quite some time since I dispatched a demon. I became carried away. I will try to remember your request for a cleaner kill."
A second wave of bile rose. I couldn't stop looking at it. "Thanks, Raphael, me and my stomach would be grateful.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I knew it was coming. That question. It was like he had a freaking daily I knew it was coming. That question. It was like he had a freaking daily quota to hit.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Don't let this go to your head, but I missed your face. Don't let this go to your head, but I missed your face.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: God, Himself, could have ripped the heart out of my chest and crushed it in God, Himself, could have ripped the heart out of my chest and crushed it in His mighty grip and that pain would have paled in comparison to this. Abby crumbled to the floor and cried, splitting me apart. I stumbled out the door and just left her there to suffer.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I came because I wanted to be the one to break the news to you. I came because I wanted to be the one to break the news to you. No amount of prayers, confessions in a wooden booth, counting rosary beads, kneeling before a cross, or fasting will purify a soul. Once you've welcomed evil inside you, there is no turning back. Heaven will reject you.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: My focus went to one spot. The spot where we knelt and called the Second My focus went to one spot. The spot where we knelt and called the Second Choir, praying for them to save her, only to be denied again.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Third person, really? That's so sixteen hundreds. Third person, really? That's so sixteen hundreds.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I am pretty impressive. I am pretty impressive.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Once upon a times and happy ever afters could suck it and die. Once upon a times and happy ever afters could suck it and die.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Her head swung around as if it had become detached from her spine. "My God! Her head swung around as if it had become detached from her spine. "My God! Your brother is HOT!"
Calista shook her head and looped an arm around the woman's waist. "Yes, he is. I'll be sure to tell my family you thought so."
"It doesn't count when they're drunk. House rule," I complained.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I'll let you get back to sweating and grunting.""You probably shouldn't leave then. I'll let you get back to sweating and grunting."
"You probably shouldn't leave then.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Next time more baritone in your voice, Abigail Miller, you made me sound like a Next time more baritone in your voice, Abigail Miller, you made me sound like a chipmunk.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left mind made me a moron.
Ashlan Thomas Sayings: Rainbow what? Are you searching for a pot of gold? Tiny leprechauns? Hoping to catch Rainbow what? Are you searching for a pot of gold? Tiny leprechauns? Hoping to catch the elusive pegacorn?