Chris Colfer Famous Quotes & Sayings
100 Chris Colfer Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN INNOCENT WITCH!
She hadn't had such an adrenaline rush since she traveled around Europe with Conner. She just wished he were with her to keep her company.
It's such a shame," Red said, shaking her head as she searched the ground. "The people you depend on and trust always disappoint you the most.
Due to personal issues, I have been let go from the cast of Glee. Explanations will come shortly,
Say something to it!" Alex elbowed her brother. "What am I supposed to say? I don't speak ghost!" The spirit stopped and hovered a few feet in front of them.
It doesn't matter how greatly you've been hurt or how much you're hurting, it's what you do with the pain that counts. You could cry for years or you could choose to learn and grow from it.
The higher the hair, the closer to god.
No one ever stops being a student in the classroom of life
An intriguing thought came to her as she looked around: She had spent too much time guessing how to make her son happy. What if her son's biggest dream was floating around the Hall of Dreams? If she peered into it, maybe she would discover how to help him. The Fairy Godmother raised her wand and waved it in a quick circle. All the orbs in the Hall of Dreams instantly froze. Only one large orb in the distance kept moving. It floated toward her and landed in her hands. She peered inside it, anxious
I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
What are our options? If I have the choice of being doubtful or being hopeful, I'm going to choose hopeful. It takes less work to be positive.
Don't piss off your neighbors, I guess, Conner said.
You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.
I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!
She had to hang on to the bars tightly because the fairy dust was making her drift back to the sky.
The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus.
I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy?
I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly?
I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.
Because," Conner explained with a smirk on his face, "if you're going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense." Alex let out another disapproving grunt. Conner figured he could get at least fifty more out of her before they got home. "The witch didn't live next door! She lived deep in the forest! They had to leave a trail of bread crumbs behind so they could find their way back, remember. And the whole point of the house was to lure the kids in. They were starving!" Alex reminded him. "At least have all the facts straight before you criticize." "If they were starving, what were they doing wasting bread crumbs?" Conner asked. "Sounds like a couple of troublemakers to me." Alex grunted again. "And
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
Youth is not an excuse for insanity.
King Chase Charming is the second oldest and is married to Queen Sleeping Beauty,
There's no place like home," Dorothy
Don't be afraid to be human - you're human, you're going to have emotional days. You're going to have days when things suck and then some days when things are great, but don't feel guilty because you're experiencing that. Don't feel guilty from being human.
I'm allergic to stupidity.
Adventures were always best when there was someone to share them with.
Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'
We'll take the path to the right and ask the first person, plant, or animal we see.
This place is nuts!" Conner said.
I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love.
Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don't have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn't mean you're without your own talents.
It doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles alway take their place.
I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.
I hope to write someday and that's even more terrifying than performing. You don't just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.
Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.
To Grandma,
for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I've ever received: Christopher, I think you should wait until you're done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer.
Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.
You
see, I came into this world just like I'm assuming
you did - full of excitement and
promise. I wanted to do so much good work,
help so many people, and give as much as I
could to those who needed me. But then I
learned a very harsh lesson - the world
doesn't always give back. I am not a tragic case of the world; I am
the world - cruel, unfair, and not a fairy tale.
People are not born heroes or villains;
they're created by the people around them.
And one day when your bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed view of life gets its first taste of
reality, when bitterness and anger first run
through your veins, you'll discover that you
are just like me - and it'll scare you to death.
Mother Goose chuckled to herself. "Jack is nimble, Jack is quick - but Jack can be such a - " She stopped herself from finishing the thought, perhaps remembering she was talking to thirteen-year-olds. "I think I've had enough bubbly for one night. It's time for bed anyway.
Family Farms, she declared. A hush fell over the room. Little Bo Peep was a very
I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.
When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better
What can be as small as a pea or as large as the sky and is not owned by the person who purchases it? it asked.
Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself.
Forgive me, I don't mean to be rude," Red said to the twins. "It's just every time I see you two I'm heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless.
My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic.
The sun slowly set and night started to fall. I almost felt betrayed in a way, knowing the sun would rise again the next day. How could life continue after a day like this?
I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had.
Life comes at you fast. It runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. It's a lot like lightning.
Grandma loved helping people, especially if it was against their will. "Let's
the most extraordinary ideas come from children," the queen said. "If only we all could be so perceptive, we would find the simplest solutions to the greatest problems are right under our noses.
A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.
Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now, he said through rattling teeth.
You gave goldilocks her first sword? That's like giving Shakespeare his first pen.
I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I'm convinced it stands for Chris Needs News.
The dungeon was a miserable place.
To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
What the world fails to realize is that a villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told. Everything
Whoa, I've really got to stop making plans with fictional characters. It can't be healthy to develop relationships with people who don't exist.
A voice that was never wanted has become a voice for so many people who don't have one.
But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn't it? Because technically everyone could do it if they wanted to."
"Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should," Mrs. Peters said. "Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.
What grinds me the most is that we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?
The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.
Forgiveness is what we all need to forget the past, even if we
I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones,
Who wouldn't have gone to the ends of the earth to be reunited with the person they loved more than life itself? Who wouldn't have ripped their own heart out to stop that kind of pain?
Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.
The first cut is always the deepest, but not every cut leaves a scar,
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.
They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left.
What do you suppose 'Jack and the Beanstalk' is about?" she asked. Conner contemplated a moment and slyly grinned. "Bad beans can cause more than indigestion," he answered, laughing hysterically to himself. Alex pursed her lips to hide a smile. "What do you think the lesson of 'Little Red Riding Hood' is?" she asked him. "Do you think she should have just mailed her grandmother the gift basket?" "Now you're thinking!" he said. "Although, I've always felt sorry for Little Red Riding Hood. It's obvious her parents didn't like her very much." "Why do you say that?" Alex asked, wondering how he could have possibly construed that from the story. "Who sends their young daughter into a dark and wolf-occupied forest carrying freshly baked food and wearing a bright jacket?" Conner asked. "They were practically asking for a wolf to eat her! She must have annoyed the heck out of them!" Alex held back laughter with all her might but, to Conner's delight, she let a quiet chuckle slip. "I
Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should, Mrs.
Grazing around a perfect little stream ahead of them, to their amazement, was a herd of unicorns. They were beautiful: white with silver horns, silver hooves, and silver manes. Conner's
Being famous is like putting yourself on a pedestal for the entire world to see, and not caring about what judgements are made of you.
After a few moments, her eyes became as glossy as his and she also spoke in complete nonsense. "Who are you?" Mother Goose asked the caterpillar. "What I am," he said. "Where are you?" she said. "Here with you," the caterpillar said. "And if this were the Castle of Hearts?" Mother Goose asked. "We'd be there," he said. "But where?" she asked. "In the castle," he said. "Ah, so there would be here," she said, and they nodded together. "Here would be what's left." The caterpillar nodded. "Am I what's left?" she asked. "You're what's right, of course." "But what's right is wrong." "And what's left is right." "I understand completely," Mother Goose said. "Thank you so much, Mr. Caterpillar." The others stared at them absolutely dumbfounded. Mother Goose hopped down from the mushroom and moseyed back to them.
Jack and Jill went up that hill, for a supposed pail of water," Mother Goose said. "Jack fell down, broke his crown, 'cause Jill pushed him-but no one caught her.
Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.
We all do our part," Alex teased. "But if it's any consolation, Red's problems are a lot like weeds. No matter how many times you pull them, they just keep coming back.
You can look at a hundred pictures and a dozen maps, but unless you've been to the city and felt its pulse, you really
Beauty and Snow White, of Rapunzel and Red Riding Hood, and of Goldilocks and Jack and the beanstalk. Surprisingly, they were accurate depictions of the people she had met a year ago in the fairy-tale world. Alex finally found "Cinderella" and came across the picture she wanted to see most: an illustration of
A villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told.
Sometimes for your own sanity you just have to agree with idiocy.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
I just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night
I know heroes exist because i'm my little brother's hero. It isn't easy, it's not always fun, it's full of hard choices, and sometimes you have to put yourself second to help the people you love. But being a hero is a choice
How many King Charmings have there been?" Conner asked. "We've lost count," Lampton said. "There are three currently. King Chester had four sons: Chance Charming, Chase Charming, Chandler Charming, and Charlie Charming." Each of the Charming brothers had his own portrait on the wall. "King Chance Charming is the oldest and is married to Queen Cinderella," Lampton said, and gestured to the portrait of the man they had just seen in the ballroom. "King Chase Charming is the second oldest and is married to Queen Sleeping Beauty," Lampton continued. Chase looked exactly like his brother, except he was a bit taller and wore a goatee. "King Chandler Charming is the third oldest and is married to Queen Snow White," Lampton said. Chandler looked like his brothers, but had the longest hair of all of them. The
I really think, without trying to give us credit that we don't deserve, I really feel like Kurt and Blaine are a modern version of Lucy and Ricky. Oh, I'm Lucy for sure.
Does such a place exist where people can't unexpectedly be helped or hurt?
My grandpa had a saying before he died: You can hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which is filled first.
BOOKS ARE A UNIQUELY PORTABLE MAGIC." - STEPHEN KING
I remember wanting to laugh, but I held it in. I guess even then I thought laughing at someone's dream was one of the cruelest things one person could do to another.
A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from
I'm really not good blackmail material.
Some days words flow through me like the Nile, and other days I'm as dry as the Sahara. I'm afraid you've caught me in the middle of a drought, but I'm confident rain shall fall again.
Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.
Even if I never get out of Clover, even if I never get into Northwestern or write for the New Yorker, even if these are just delusions occupying my time, thank God they are, because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't life worth living.
