David Feherty Famous Quotes & Sayings

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23 David Feherty Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

David Feherty Sayings: It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
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David Feherty Sayings: I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.
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David Feherty Sayings: Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.
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David Feherty Sayings: Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
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David Feherty Sayings: I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.
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David Feherty Sayings: Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.
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David Feherty Sayings: When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game that involved trying to jam a ball into a hole in the ground with a stick,
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David Feherty Sayings: Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.
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David Feherty Sayings: Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.
David Feherty Sayings: I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.
David Feherty Sayings: The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
David Feherty Sayings: Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.
David Feherty Sayings: Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
David Feherty Sayings: I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife. I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
David Feherty Sayings: If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then? If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?
David Feherty Sayings: I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
David Feherty Sayings: I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.
David Feherty Sayings: Never has my flabber been so completely gasted. Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.
David Feherty Sayings: I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
David Feherty Sayings: I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.
David Feherty Sayings: The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.
David Feherty Sayings: I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it. I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.
David Feherty Sayings: That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.