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20 FayJay Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

FayJay Sayings: Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, youknow," Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you
know," he said, handing her the bottle. "God help any actual children you do find yourself
having."
"They'd be adorable," she said, sticking her chin out. "I would make fabulous babies. They'd be
born swearing and clutching packets of Benson and Hedges, bless their hypothetical little hearts,
and railing against the patriarchy, and they'd very quickly rule the world.
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FayJay Sayings: [Arthur to Merlin]I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I [Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.
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FayJay Sayings: [Merlin - on realizing the he'd killed a man with his magic.]It was easy. It [Merlin - on realizing the he'd killed a man with his magic.]
It was easy. It shouldn't have been so easy to do something so big ... So final ...
[Gaius] ... Oh Merlin! With magic or without it is always dreadfully easy to do something so big. And bigger. This is the terrible terrible lesson which we never learn from history. Hurting other people is never hard, even though it should be..
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FayJay Sayings: I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!
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FayJay Sayings: Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut."You've been co-opted.She's got you spying on me already? My God,she's quick.""Oh, shut up and get over yourself!"exclaimed Merlin, indignantly."Not everything's about you,you know, your Royal Hotness. Highness. I said Highness.
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FayJay Sayings: Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.
"It's plastic."
"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.
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FayJay Sayings: You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.
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FayJay Sayings: He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid.
FayJay Sayings: [Arthur] "Er ... Just how much did you have to drink?"Merlin frowned at Arthur ... [Arthur]
"Er ... Just how much did you have to drink?"
Merlin frowned at Arthur ... Both of him.
FayJay Sayings: Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!"
"Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who the blazes Mrs Fitzherbert and that bloody Simpson woman
were. He had a feeling Gaius didn't mean Marge.
FayJay Sayings: And then an endless instant later Arthur was kissing him back, like this was perfectly And then an endless instant later Arthur was kissing him back, like this was perfectly normal, like this was exactly what Arthur had been hoping for most in all the world, his large hands closing over Merlin's shoulders and sliding down over his back, strong and warm even through the fabric of his sweater, one hand pausing on his waist and the other sliding around to cup his arse and pull him in closer. Merlin made a surprised, enthusiastic sound and stopped holding back; let himself cling to Arthur and kiss him more fiercely; and then they were kissing like it was their last day on earth and they had to cram every possible moment of passion into this tiny slice of time, hands clutching at fabric, mouths pressing hungry bites onto bare skin as if they would somehow devour one another, trying to touch and taste everything at once, frantic and needy and bursting with urgent desire and the inescapable knowledge that this was finite, was stolen, was not supposed to be.
FayJay Sayings: Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're
wearing a bloody great dress that keeps tripping you up."Arthur made an impatient noise. "Have you seen my outfit? The only difference between what we're wearing is that yours shows more cleavage and mine comes with a beard.""It does not show cleavage!" Merlin exclaimed, temporarily distracted. He squinted down at his chest. "I haven't got any cleavage for it to show!
FayJay Sayings: His libido,distressingly,didn't seem at all worried about little things like Arthur being an arrogant dick.(Or, His libido,distressingly,didn't seem at all worried about little things like Arthur being an arrogant dick.(Or, to be perfectly,horrifyingly honest,which he had no intention of being, ever, his libido might just possibly rather like Arthur being an arrogant dick. And Merlin might just possibly have had some rather vivid fantasies about Arthur demanding, in that lazily imperious tone, that Merlin get down on his knees and swallow the royal cock. Just possibly.)
FayJay Sayings: It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.
FayJay Sayings: Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust.
FayJay Sayings: I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously."I think I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously.
"I think that, technically, I was already a monster," the dragon replied. "Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or I would be, if I had a Twitter account. And possibly a Facebook. Do I want a Facebook? Is it a book of faces? Is it the same as MySpace? Which of course begs the question: what is MySpace?
FayJay Sayings: It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna.""No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna."
"No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin.
"Oh my God, stop flaunting your Big Gay Knowledge Of Pop,
FayJay Sayings: No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.
FayJay Sayings: You're just jealous of my beard.""No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've You're just jealous of my beard."
"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.
FayJay Sayings: I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.