G.L. Tomas Famous Quotes & Sayings

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30 G.L. Tomas Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

G.L. Tomas Sayings: I'd rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie I'd rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: Closed mouths didn't get fed. Closed mouths didn't get fed.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: He pulled his mouth from mine, and it confused me. Hell, looking into his eyes He pulled his mouth from mine, and it confused me. Hell, looking into his eyes now baffled me. "Greene, you're gonna make me ruin you." "So ruin me.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: It was the guy from the counter. It was the guy from the counter.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: I freaking love this girl I freaking love this girl
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: And yet this close, it took great effort to take my eyes off of him. And yet this close, it took great effort to take my eyes off of him.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: I'm just happy we're cool. I just want to go back to being the type I'm just happy we're cool. I just want to go back to being the type of friends who have fun. Give each other rides. Bury dead bodies together. Be each other's alibis.
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G.L. Tomas Sayings: I sat down with little time to prepare for my back being ambushed by the I sat down with little time to prepare for my back being ambushed by the wintry digits otherwise known as Tetra's toes.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy?
G.L. Tomas Sayings: But it's Timothy Ferreiro if you're nasty. But it's Timothy Ferreiro if you're nasty.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: I was down on the floor in a pile of DVDs and mixtapes, faced with I was down on the floor in a pile of DVDs and mixtapes, faced with 135 pounds (or was it 145?) of angry mom. She pressed hard on my chest with her foot,
G.L. Tomas Sayings: We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed the chance to tell her that her man was lucky.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: the odds be ever in your favor, the odds be ever in your favor,
G.L. Tomas Sayings: I wanted a partner; I wanted it to be sweet. But sometimes the need couldn't I wanted a partner; I wanted it to be sweet. But sometimes the need couldn't wait. Sometimes the need made me a monster.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: but I'd only had sex once my entire life. And it'd been great. All five but I'd only had sex once my entire life. And it'd been great. All five minutes of it.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach. Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: Wait a second, Naima. We should stop. I don't want you to think we have Wait a second, Naima. We should stop. I don't want you to think we have to do anything we can't walk back from.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: So,like,what if she wakes up one night with an uncontrollable need to hook up with So,like,what if she wakes up one night with an uncontrollable need to hook up with me?"
When my mom had wiped the tears from her eyes and caught her breath from laughing,she patted my face the way you pet an animal that you might find pathetic but in a cute kind of way.
"Sterling,honey?I'm almost positive you won't have that problem.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."To who? Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: When she ignored me, I had no choice. Was it a suicide mission? Yes. Was When she ignored me, I had no choice. Was it a suicide mission? Yes. Was I evil for exploiting her only weakness? Probably. She had left me no choice. It was go hard or go home.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: I meditate daily for a total of three hours, I meditate daily for a total of three hours,
G.L. Tomas Sayings: She must have been a soccer player or tennis or something 'cause she was definitely She must have been a soccer player or tennis or something 'cause she was definitely packing "the Serena.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: didn't know a person alive that can hold onto a hundred bucks for an entire didn't know a person alive that can hold onto a hundred bucks for an entire year when you had a penchant for all things Avatar. That glider replica I bought
G.L. Tomas Sayings: I was mortified when I ran into Kip Matherstein, who I was sure would rag I was mortified when I ran into Kip Matherstein, who I was sure would rag on me. Instead, he spent the next twenty minutes helping me calm her down.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: I still don't think monogamy is for everyone. But it's worked for us. And I I still don't think monogamy is for everyone. But it's worked for us. And I wasn't ashamed to admit Teddy still gave me butterflies sometimes. When
G.L. Tomas Sayings: backseat of Kip's car after this one time he sat in something he'd rather not backseat of Kip's car after this one time he sat in something he'd rather not admit to. It
G.L. Tomas Sayings: Confession: I've wanted to do that since the day that I met you. Confession: I've wanted to do that since the day that I met you.
G.L. Tomas Sayings: Is oral sex bad? Is oral sex bad?
G.L. Tomas Sayings: The guy had a load of piercings, including an eye-grabbing one on his lower left The guy had a load of piercings, including an eye-grabbing one on his lower left lip. Not that I was looking, but if I were? I'd say it brought a lot of attention to his mouth.