Gene Perret Famous Quotes & Sayings

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29 Gene Perret Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Gene Perret Sayings: My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger. My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.
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Gene Perret Sayings: Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
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Gene Perret Sayings: I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
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Gene Perret Sayings: Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
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Gene Perret Sayings: I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
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Gene Perret Sayings: My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
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Gene Perret Sayings: My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
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Gene Perret Sayings: Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
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Gene Perret Sayings: When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
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Gene Perret Sayings: I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
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Gene Perret Sayings: I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.
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Gene Perret Sayings: An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
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Gene Perret Sayings: Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
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Gene Perret Sayings: Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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Gene Perret Sayings: I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
Gene Perret Sayings: Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
Gene Perret Sayings: "You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. "You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
Gene Perret Sayings: In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Gene Perret Sayings: What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
Gene Perret Sayings: Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever. Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Gene Perret Sayings: Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's worldan assigned parking Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world
an assigned parking space.
Gene Perret Sayings: Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache ... unless you play golf. Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache ... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret Sayings: I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
Gene Perret Sayings: Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret Sayings: Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored. Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
Gene Perret Sayings: I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
Gene Perret Sayings: Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Gene Perret Sayings: Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
Gene Perret Sayings: On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.