Ian Shoales Famous Quotes & Sayings

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13 Ian Shoales Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Ian Shoales Sayings: Favorite color: I hate colors. Favorite color: I hate colors.
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Ian Shoales Sayings: They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in case you start to catch on.
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Ian Shoales Sayings: I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn ...
Ian Shoales Sayings: Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.
Ian Shoales Sayings: L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
Ian Shoales Sayings: I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.
Ian Shoales Sayings: It's a ridiculous profession and it's getting worse. It's becoming almost like palm reading or It's a ridiculous profession and it's getting worse. It's becoming almost like palm reading or phrenology. It's been relegated to pop best sellers and talk shows. The only people that take it seriously are upper middle class people who are lonely and can afford to pay someone to listen to them.
Ian Shoales Sayings: Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on while performing ... If your girlfriend asks you to choose between her and your music, sell your instruments immediately - especially if you're a drummer ... Finally, go easy on the supermodels, don't forget to tune, and remember: a tiny bit of dry ice and lasers goes a long way. Ditto with tattoos.