Ike Barinholtz Famous Quotes & Sayings

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29 Ike Barinholtz Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I turn to my wife and say, 'I think we should go home.' And then we leave, and then I wake up the next morning and say to my wife, 'We don't go out anymore.' It's a great trick.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I wanted to be a senator from Illinois. I was obsessed with politics. My dad I wanted to be a senator from Illinois. I was obsessed with politics. My dad was friends with a lot of local politicians, so I would hang out with them on Election Day and hand out buttons. Somehow, even though they were opposite, I loved Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton. I thought they were the coolest guys!
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when it was first casting, and I was so excited because I was like, 'Oh my God, this is my life!' I love fantasy football, and I play with my buddies, and my wife is frustrated with it.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows. I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I'd charge $1 for use.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege. My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose. Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I feel like we've already seen the burger truck, we've seen the lobster-roll truck. There's I feel like we've already seen the burger truck, we've seen the lobster-roll truck. There's even healthy-food trucks now. But a big-thick-pizza truck? Come on, man. That'd be amazing.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Mark Wahlberg, when I was in high school, people were like, 'You look like Marky Mark Wahlberg, when I was in high school, people were like, 'You look like Marky Mark!' Then as I got older, they were like, 'You look like Donnie Wahlberg.' Now they're like, 'You look like Donnie Wahlberg's cousin from Massachusetts.'
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I've been pretty lucky with neighbors. But back in 1998, I lived, like, literally next I've been pretty lucky with neighbors. But back in 1998, I lived, like, literally next door to Wrigley Field in Chicago. And I had, like, 50,000 bad neighbors spread out over the course of one summer. I'm a diehard Cubs fan, but living right next to the ballpark, it's just - as you're trying to go to sleep, you can just, like, hear urination.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.
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Ike Barinholtz Sayings: My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought it was 'Saturday Night Live's very nice, slightly asthmatic, shorter cousin.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: If I was a condiment, I'm gonna go ahead and say I would be Sriracha, If I was a condiment, I'm gonna go ahead and say I would be Sriracha, because I go well with other things. I'm too much for some people, and hipsters like me.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I love 'Love Actually.' 'Love Actually,' there's, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of I love 'Love Actually.' 'Love Actually,' there's, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of them are good. But watching that movie, I get emotional, I get choked up, my wife makes fun of me. I don't know if as you get older you get sappier and sentimental.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a boyfriend, get it out, fight, be angry for five minutes, and then move past it. Don't let it fester; don't hold a grudge. If you do, that's when it will get worse and worse.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Out of the 72 kids that I went to high school with, I still talk Out of the 72 kids that I went to high school with, I still talk to 25 of them on a fairly regular basis. Seven of my classmates live in L.A., and five of them are in the entertainment business, and we constantly talk and play fantasy football together.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy creamer, and then I do a bowl of plain oatmeal with walnuts and blueberries. Now, if I could do what I really wanted to do with my life, every morning I would have a salami-and-cheese omelet with hash browns and a buttermilk biscuit - and pancakes. But my heart would explode.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Don't be afraid to fail. You're going to go on a million auditions, and most Don't be afraid to fail. You're going to go on a million auditions, and most of them you won't get. It's very easy to think, 'This is not going to work for me,' but keep at it. It's very generic advice, but you have to be willing to keep yourself in the game.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Right away when I got to college, I realized that being a politician sucks. It's Right away when I got to college, I realized that being a politician sucks. It's really hard! It wasn't for me. B.J. Novak is convinced that I will run for mayor of Chicago at some point. He begs me to do it. It'd be a tough gig, but I was always very attracted to the idea of helping people and trying to make the city a better place.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever. Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and they can go south very quickly.
Ike Barinholtz Sayings: I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.