Jack Handy Famous Quotes & Sayings

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8 Jack Handy Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Jack Handy Sayings: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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Jack Handy Sayings: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes
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Jack Handy Sayings: This is a dumb quote. This is a dumb quote.
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Jack Handy Sayings: ~ "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to ~ "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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Jack Handy Sayings: Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?
Jack Handy Sayings: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!
Jack Handy Sayings: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handy Sayings: If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.