M.C. Humphreys Famous Quotes & Sayings

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6 M.C. Humphreys Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

M.C. Humphreys Sayings: The thing about the black market is, it's racist. White children make useful slaves, too. The thing about the black market is, it's racist. White children make useful slaves, too.
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M.C. Humphreys Sayings: The nose can't help catchin' what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just The nose can't help catchin' what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil's been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out o' the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don't become possessed by one.
M.C. Humphreys Sayings: I don't want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft I don't want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery to make that stuff for me.
M.C. Humphreys Sayings: Quotes ain't all that useful. Fact is, there's more concise ways to express what you're Quotes ain't all that useful. Fact is, there's more concise ways to express what you're feelin', like screams and moans.
M.C. Humphreys Sayings: With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.
M.C. Humphreys Sayings: No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).