Robert Clark Famous Quotes & Sayings

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16 Robert Clark Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

Robert Clark Sayings: Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut.
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Robert Clark Sayings: I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.
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Robert Clark Sayings: My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying. So i went downstairs, picked up a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and showed her what real fear was.
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Robert Clark Sayings: I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck.
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Robert Clark Sayings: I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge.
Robert Clark Sayings: I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.
Robert Clark Sayings: The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
Robert Clark Sayings: People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
Robert Clark Sayings: Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need now.
Robert Clark Sayings: Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?
Robert Clark Sayings: When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas".
Robert Clark Sayings: Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
Robert Clark Sayings: I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.
Robert Clark Sayings: I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me "smoking can cause fatal lung cancer".
Robert Clark Sayings: I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins ... you should be shot in the head.
Robert Clark Sayings: Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?