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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kimberly Schlapman: I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake. — Kimberly Schlapman
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Mitch Hedberg: People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" — Mitch Hedberg
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kelly Williams Brown: Be the kind of friend that you want to have.This is what it all boils Be the kind of friend that you want to have.
This is what it all boils down to. Listen when they bitch. Tell them they'll be okay. Go over and check in on their cat when they're on vacation. Call them on their birthday, or better yet bake a cake in the shape of their initial. Keep their secrets. Treat them like what they are
the rare person in this world who gives a fuck about you not because they have to, but because they want to. Give a fuck about them. — Kelly Williams Brown
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kristen Stewart: When I'm about to blow the candles on my birthday cake and everybody is telling When I'm about to blow the candles on my birthday cake and everybody is telling me I must make a wish, I just go into a tailspin. I'm thinking: what do I wish?, and I just can't seem to think about anything. Then I close my eyes, take a deep breath and there comes my wish. I don't know how to explain what goes on inside of me, but that's what happens: breathing is the key to understand what's really important to me. — Kristen Stewart
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Casey Stengel: We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rob Thomas: Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? She pictured chocolate frosting with white lettering: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER ISN'T DEAD. But this year was her fiftieth, a year with a zero. Veronica had to do something. So on her way to the condo she'd swung by a bakery and picked up a small German chocolate cake. It was her mom's favorite - or at least it had been, a decade ago. — Rob Thomas
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By John Green: It's Thursday, March twenty-ninth!" she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. "You It's Thursday, March twenty-ninth!" she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. "You are really excited about knowing the date!" I yelled back. "HAZEL! IT'S YOUR THIRTY-THIRD HALF BIRTHDAY!" "Ohhhhhh," I said. My mom was really super into celebration maximization. IT'S ARBOR DAY! LET'S HUG TREES AND EAT CAKE! COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A PICNIC!, etc. — John Green
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Aimee Bender: I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. — Aimee Bender
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Augusten Burroughs: Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer.
Glen had been born on the day after Christmas.
"My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained.
But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers. — Augusten Burroughs
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Jonathan Tropper: This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Matthea Harvey: I like to photograph miniature constructed scenes - I'll buy a very sad cake decoration I like to photograph miniature constructed scenes - I'll buy a very sad cake decoration like a plastic computer for a dreary office birthday party and construct a wildly colorful scene to put on its screen, or do a series of dollhouse chairs frozen in ice cubes. — Matthea Harvey
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Anthony Liccione: Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Lisa Kleypas: Wow," I remarked to an older man whohad just turned away from a group. "That'swhat Wow," I remarked to an older man who
had just turned away from a group. "That's
what I call a birthday cake. You think
someone's going to jump out of that thing?"
"Hope not," he said in a gravelly voice.
"They might catch fire from all the candles. — Lisa Kleypas
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rebecca McNutt: Mandy, I hardly think this was appropriate, not after ... you know ... after the Mandy, I hardly think this was appropriate, not after ... you know ... after the funeral we haven't had the money for any of your weird little games and I was hoping you'd be more mature now that Jud's gone," her father had disappointedly added. "How much'd that cake cost you?"
"It's paid for," Mandy had argued, but her voice had sounded tiny in the harbour wind. "I used the cash from my summer job at Frenchy's last year and I ... it was my birthday, dad!"
"You can't even be normal about this one thing, can you?" her father had complained.
Mandy hadn't cried, she'd only stared back knowingly, her voice shaky. " ... I'm normal. — Rebecca McNutt
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Robin Jones Gunn: You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we're forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth. — Robin Jones Gunn
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Alyxandria Harvey: I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain. — Alyxandria Harvey
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Aberjhani: If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Tobey Maguire: I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake. — Tobey Maguire
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A Birthday Cake Sayings By Pat Conroy: How about it, kids?" he said before we left for the game. "I could rent How about it, kids?" he said before we left for the game. "I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake. Or a picture of a kid riding Caesar on his birthday. We could build a saddle." "Caesar doesn't eat cake," Luke said. "He likes kids, though. We could take pictures of Caesar eating a kid at his last birthday party. Then we could take pictures of the hysterical mother trying to pull the tiger off her only child. Then we could take pictures of Caesar devouring the mother," I said. — Pat Conroy
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Bill Bryson: Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of the Empire State Building with a telescope and searching windows around Manhattan in the hope of finding, let us say, someone lighting a twenty-first birthday cake. — Bill Bryson
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Herb Caen: The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Karl Ove Knausgard: I had never been allowed to invite friends on my birthday, and nor was I I had never been allowed to invite friends on my birthday, and nor was I on this one. I was sullen and surly, I ate the cake without a word ... — Karl Ove Knausgard
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Willie Geist: I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. — Willie Geist
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kay Botha: No! Please no," she feels the cool metalof the handcuffs again. "Please, I'mMadison, I'm Madison!"Her No! Please no," she feels the cool metal
of the handcuffs again. "Please, I'm
Madison, I'm Madison!"
Her arms lock into place above her head.
She jerks her body, pain snapping at her
muscles.
"You can stay like this for the day." He
rises from the bed, bends down, and
blows out the candles on her birthday
cake. "Night, night, Rosie."
"No!"
He opens the door, letting a stream of
sunlight into the room.
"Please don't leave me here, please!"
And then the door closes, and the
sunlight is gone. — Kay Botha
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Janet Fitch: The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me. — Janet Fitch
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Amanda Marshall: I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators. — Amanda Marshall
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Abraham Lincoln: At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! — Abraham Lincoln
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Cat Deeley: I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives. — Cat Deeley
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Sarah Cross: Birthdays were wretched, delicious things when you lived in Beau Rivage. The clock stuck midnight, Birthdays were wretched, delicious things when you lived in Beau Rivage. The clock stuck midnight, and presents gave way to magic.
Curses bloomed.
Girls bit into sharp apples instead of birthday cake, chocked on the ruby-and-white slivers, and collapsed into enchanted sleep. Unconscious beneath cobweb canopies, frozen in coffins of glass, they waited for their princes to come. Or they tricked ogres, traded their voices for love, danced until their glass slippers cracked.
A prince would awaken, roused by the promise of true love, and find he had a witch to destroy. A heart to steal. To tear from the rib cage, where it was cushioned by bloody velvet, and deliver it to the queen who demanded the princess's death.
Girls became victims and heroines.
Boys became lovers and murderers.
And sometimes ... they became both. — Sarah Cross
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Various: Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rysa Walker: The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be. — Rysa Walker
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Neil Gaiman: I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger. — Neil Gaiman
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Erik Larson: He was known for throwing elaborate parties, known as "freak dinners" - perhaps most notably He was known for throwing elaborate parties, known as "freak dinners" - perhaps most notably the "Gondola Party" he hosted in 1905 at the Savoy Hotel in London, where he filled the hotel's courtyard with water, dressed everyone in Venetian garb, and served dinner to guests aboard a giant gondola. Lest this be deemed insufficient, he arranged to have a birthday cake - five feet tall - brought in on the back of a baby elephant. — Erik Larson
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Julie Klausner: My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music themselves. Not only will they see that it's not that hard, but sometimes I think women just want to be the very thing they think they want to sleep with. Because if you're bright enough
no offense, Tawny Kitaen
sleeping with a musician probably won't be enough for you to feel good about yourself. Even if he writes you a song for your birthday. Don't you know that a musician who writes a song for you is like a baker you're dating making you a cake? Aim higher. — Julie Klausner
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Lisa Mantchev: A cupcake temple?' Her chest still tight with anxiety, Bertie forced herself to imagine it: A cupcake temple?' Her chest still tight with anxiety, Bertie forced herself to imagine it: bricks of pound cake mortared with buttercream and chocolate ganache, torches like striped birthday candles set into the walls, pilgrims upon the Path of Delectable Righteousness delivering daily tributes of almond paste and raspberry filling ... — Lisa Mantchev
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Diane Arbus: The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rachael Ray: I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Pat Conroy: I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake. Or a picture of a kid riding Caesar on his birthday. We could build a saddle. — Pat Conroy
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Homaro Cantu: Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past. — Homaro Cantu
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Etoile Grace: There's one gift that we all want It's something we can give On every day There's one gift that we all want It's something we can give On every day In every way As long as we shall live! It's something that's invisible To feel inside the heart It's something that can make us laugh Or make us fall apart It's better than a birthday cake Or better than a gift It's something that is oftentimes Expressed with a hug and kiss This gift called Love is nothing new But it also never dies So give this gift to anyone The very best surprise! — Etoile Grace
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Jimmy Fallon: I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jimmy Fallon
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Tina Fey: Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum cake is everything kids hate Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum cake is everything kids hate about everything. No one even ate it. It just got thrown away. Cake Time is supposed to be the climax of a birthday, but instead it was a crushing disappointment for all. I imagine it's like being at a bachelor party only to find that the stripper has overdosed in the bathroom. — Tina Fey
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Cherise Sinclair: She couldn't take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles She couldn't take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation ... for romance. Or on a birthday cake at least.
So where was the cake? The present? The song? As he stepped closer to her - as the damned flame got way too close - she started singing. "Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me ... " Marcus paused, looking at her in disbelief. See. I knew he didn't have a sense of humor. "Happy birthday, dear Gabi" - she lifted her head and blew out the candle - "happy birthday to me. — Cherise Sinclair
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Lemony Snicket: With any word, there are subconscious associations, which simply means that certain words make you With any word, there are subconscious associations, which simply means that certain words make you think of certain things, even if you don't want to. The word 'cake,' for example, might remind you of your birthday, and the words 'prison warden' might remind you of someone you haven't seen in a very long time. The word 'Beatrice' reminds me of a volunteer organization that was swarming with corruption, and the word 'midnight' reminds me that I must keep writing this chapter very quickly or else I will probably drown. — Lemony Snicket
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Dylan Lauren: Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Karen Marie Moning: You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. — Karen Marie Moning
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Ron Ben-Israel: I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. — Ron Ben-Israel
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Portia De Rossi: And dieting, I discovered, was another form of disordered eating, just as anorexia and bulimia And dieting, I discovered, was another form of disordered eating, just as anorexia and bulimia similarly disrupt the natural order of eating. "Ordered" eating is the practice of eating when you are hungry and ceasing to eat when your brain sends the signal that your stomach is full ... All people who live their lives on a diet are suffering. If you can accept your natural body weight and not force it to beneath your body's natural, healthy weight, then you can live your life free of dieting, of restriction, of feeling guilty every time you eat a slice of your kid's birthday cake. — Portia De Rossi
A Birthday Cake Sayings By William Gaddis: Wyatt was, in fact, finding the Christian system suspect. Memory of his fourth birthday party Wyatt was, in fact, finding the Christian system suspect. Memory of his fourth birthday party still weighted in his mind. It had been planned cautiously by Aunt May, to the exact number of hats and favors and portions of cake. One guest, no friend to Wyatt (from a family "less fortunate than we are"), showed up with a staunchly party-bent brother. (Not only no friend: a week before he had challenged Wyatt through the fence behind the carriage barn with - Nyaa nyaa, suckinyerma's ti-it-ty ... ) Wyatt was taken to a dark corner, where he later reckoned all Good works were conceived, and told that it was the Christian thing to surrender his portion. So he entered his fifth year hatless among crepe-paper festoons, silent amid snapping crackers, empty of Christian love for the uninvited who asked him why he wasn't having any cake. — William Gaddis
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Gillian Flynn: I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party and watch the other kids giggling and making faces, and I would try to do that, too, but I wouldn't understand why. I would site there with the tight elastic thread of the birthday hat parting the pudge of my underchin, with the grainy frosting of the cake bluing my teeth, and I would try to figure out why it was fun. — Gillian Flynn
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Simon Van Booy: Dave once asked me what blind people dream about. Mostly in sound and feeling, I Dave once asked me what blind people dream about. Mostly in sound and feeling, I replied. At night I fall in love with a voice, and then wake to a feeling of physical loss. Sometimes I close my eyes to a chorus of "Happy Birthday!" The smell of cake and the sound of feet under the table. I awake in a body that's too big. I also dream in motion and sensation. My father's boat and the snore of the mast; the rough fabric of the safety harness and the rip of Velcro. The sun on my legs. And endless stretch of water impossible to imagine. — Simon Van Booy
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kerrigan Byrne: A jewelry box? Ballerinas? She'd been such an active girl that any jewelry she'd been A jewelry box? Ballerinas? She'd been such an active girl that any jewelry she'd been given would have been lost or broken right away. It was Faye Marie who'd loved-
"My sister," she gasped, then louder. "My sister!" She clasped her hands together in a pleading gesture. "My lord, I beg pardon of you, but you're mistaken. I believe you gifted that treasure box to my older sister, Faye Marie. She's the one who loved ballerinas. I was obsessed with-"
"Pegasus." The old justice's eyes melted from cold to kindness. "It was a trick question. I'd forgotten your birthday was so close to mine, and shared my spice cake out of pure guilt." His lined face wrinkled as he smiled with a fond memory. "You were a kind little soul, unspoiled for a girl raised in such wealth. You forgave me instantly and informed me that spice cake was, indeed, your favorite present ever received. — Kerrigan Byrne
A Birthday Cake Sayings By David Ulevitch: My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. — David Ulevitch
A Birthday Cake Sayings By John D. MacDonald: He was in a gigantic circular bed, with a pink canopy over it. In all He was in a gigantic circular bed, with a pink canopy over it. In all the luxuriant femininity of that big bedroom, George looked shrunken and misplaced, like a dead worm in a birthday cake. — John D. MacDonald
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Amy Poehler: Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off. — Amy Poehler
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Rick Riordan: The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm listening." Nico glanced inside my room. His eyebrows furrowed. "Is that ... is that blue birthday cake?" He sounded hungry, maybe a little wistful. I wondered if the poor kid had ever had a birthday party, or if he'd ever even been invited to one. :Come inside for cake and ice cream," I said. "It sounds like we've got a lot to talk about. — Rick Riordan
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Beth Fantaskey: Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by any comparison. — Beth Fantaskey
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Michael Lee West: A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into lewd shapes, you are probably asking for trouble. Looking back, I think we stopped being kind to each other. And we became competitors ...
Love cannot be sustained under these conditions, any more that yeast will proof in cold water. — Michael Lee West
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Carolyn Brown: Said. Karen inhaled deeply and blew until there was no more air in her lungs Said. Karen inhaled deeply and blew until there was no more air in her lungs and smoke filled the room but there wasn't a single candle still burning. "Never underestimate the power of a strong woman," she said breathlessly. "Amen," Hannah murmured. Kim motioned toward the bar. "Momma's choice tonight. Mexican buffet, which comes before cake." "Not for me. I'm having a slice of that cake right now. It's my birthday and I want dessert first. Momma always let me do that on my birthday when I was a little girl," Karen said. "Yes, I did, and if you want your cake first tonight, then have at it," Hannah agreed. "Well, I'm getting into those tacos," Edith said. "Y'all have to try my watermelon salsa. I hadn't made it in years, but it turned out pretty good considering that the watermelon wasn't as good as I like it to be." "What's in it?" Sue asked. — Carolyn Brown
A Birthday Cake Sayings By J.K. Rowling: He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric's Hollow that, but for Voldemort, he would have grown up and spent every school holiday. He could have invited friends to his house ... He might even have had brothers and sisters ... It would have been his mother who had made his seventeenth birthday cake. The life he had lost had hardly ever seemed so real to him as at this moment, when he knew he was about to see the place where it had been taken from him. — J.K. Rowling
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Buddy Valastro: Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Catherine Bell: The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. — Catherine Bell
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Dave Barry: I'm not saying our daughter shouldn't have a birthday party. I'm just saying I could I'm not saying our daughter shouldn't have a birthday party. I'm just saying I could organize one in an hour. I'd order some pizzas, get a cake at the supermarket, organize some fun party games for little girls - 'Run Around Shrieking,' 'Run Around Shrieking Some More,' etc. - and boom, there's your party. I'm not saying it would be the greatest birthday celebration ever. For one thing, it would be roughly a month after my daughter's actual birthday, because I am not good with dates. But it would get the job done. My wife, on the other hand, believes the party should be along the lines of the Super Bowl halftime show, only more elaborate. — Dave Barry
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Tarryn Fisher: Silas baked me a cake for my birthday. It was awful. I think he forgot Silas baked me a cake for my birthday. It was awful. I think he forgot the eggs. But it was the most beautiful chocolate failure I've ever seen. I was so happy that I didn't even make a gag face when I ate a slice. But, oh god, it was so bad. Best boyfriend ever. — Tarryn Fisher
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Walter Lord: Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Zack Guido: You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight slices with a knife and without moving any of the pieces? — Zack Guido
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Heath Ledger: The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second birthday and the cake came out with the candles and I was very excited and I was, like, "Oh! A cake!" and then my cousin blew out the candles. I was so disappointed. It just broke my heart. And so that's stamped in my brain. — Heath Ledger
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Stephen King: If you promise to be good Paul you can have a piece of birthday cake If you promise to be good Paul you can have a piece of birthday cake but you won't have to eat any of the special candle so he promised to be good because he didn't want to be forced to eat any of the special candle but also because mostly because surely because Annie was great Annie was good let us thank her for our food including that we don't have to eat girls just wanna have fun but something wicked this way comes please don't make me eat my thumb Annie the mom Annie the goddess when Annie's around you better stay honest she knows when you've been sleeping she knows when you're awake she knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goddess' sake you better not cry you better not pout but most of all you better not scream don't scream don't scream don't scream don't He — Stephen King
A Birthday Cake Sayings By George Harrison: All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much. All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much. — George Harrison
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Brandon Mull: Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope.
"Happy birthday to you!" Seth exclaimed, his voice full of implications.
Kendra tried not to blush as she tucked the envelope away.
"Dear Kendra," Seth improvised, "you're the only girl who really gets me, you know, and I think you're very mature for your age
"
"What about some cake?" Grandma interrupted, holding the first piece out to Kendra and glaring at Seth. — Brandon Mull
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Brea Brown: I'm blowing this harder than an emphysemic octogenarian in front of a birthday cake. I'm blowing this harder than an emphysemic octogenarian in front of a birthday cake. — Brea Brown
A Birthday Cake Sayings By P.C. Cast: I laugh, and it was amazing! I swear I could see my laughter floating around I laugh, and it was amazing! I swear I could see my laughter floating around me like puffy things you blow off a dandelion, only instead of being white it was birthday-cake-frosting-blue. wow! Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? I wonder if this was what it was like to be high. — P.C. Cast
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Caitlin Moran: Because I am still learning to walk and talk, and it is a million times Because I am still learning to walk and talk, and it is a million times easier to be cynical and wield a sword, than it is to be open-hearted and stand there, holding a balloon and a birthday cake, with the infinite potential to look foolish. — Caitlin Moran
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Laura Hillenbrand: Louie's mother, Louise, took a different tack. Louie was a copy of herself, right down Louie's mother, Louise, took a different tack. Louie was a copy of herself, right down to the vivid blue eyes. When pushed, she shoved; sold a bad cut of meat, she'd march down to the butcher, frying pan in hand. Loving mischief, she spread icing over a cardboard box and presented it as a birthday cake to a neighbor, who promptly got the knife stuck. When Pete told her he'd drink his castor oil if she gave him an empty candy box. "You only asked for the box, honey," she said with a smile. "That's all I got." And she understood Louie's restiveness. One Halloween, she dressed as a boy and raced around town trick-or-treating with Louie and Pete. A gang of kids, thinking she was one of the local toughs, tackled her and tried to steal her pants. Little Louise Zamperini, mother of four, was deep in the melee when the cops picked her up for brawling. — Laura Hillenbrand
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Lemony Snicket: Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake. — Lemony Snicket
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Neil Gaiman: There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven candles on it in the center of the table. The cake had a book drawn on it, in icing. My mother, who had organized the party, told me that the lady at the bakery said that they had never put a book on a birthday cake before, and that mostly for boys it was footballs or spaceships. I was their first book. — Neil Gaiman
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Bart King: One morning after waking up on his 10th birthday, Timmy told his mom, "I had One morning after waking up on his 10th birthday, Timmy told his mom, "I had a dream that you gave me a BB gun for my birthday. What do you think that dream means?" "You'll know what it means tonight," Timmy's mom said with an encouraging smile. That night, after the birthday cake, Timmy's mom came in with a long narrow package and gave it to her son. Timmy tore the box open. Finally I get a BB gun, he thought. But he thought wrong. The box was empty except for a book called The Meaning of Dreams. — Bart King
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Liam Payne: I'd be a birthday cake! I'd be a birthday cake! — Liam Payne
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Kristen Ashley: When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a birthday cake.
When Brock's rang at the Station, this usually meant someone had a cap busted in their ass.
My job was WAY better. — Kristen Ashley
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Amy Harmon: Then the image changed to something else. A birthday cake. It was chocolate with a Then the image changed to something else. A birthday cake. It was chocolate with a plastic horse in the center, rearing up. Four candles flickered around it.

"He's four," I said, trusting that that was what Eli was trying to tell me. But I knew. I'd seen the dates on the grave.

"He would be six now." She shook her head defiantly. I waited. The child looked up at me expectantly and then looked back at his mother.

"He's still four," I said. "Kids wait."

Her lower lip trembled and she bit into it. She was starting to believe me. That, or she was starting to hate me. Or maybe she already did.

"Wait for what?" Her voice was so soft I barely caught the question.

"Wait for someone to raise them. — Amy Harmon
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Jerry Seinfeld: Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing. — Jerry Seinfeld
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Amy Poehler: During the writers' strike in 2007, we put on our own SNL episode there with During the writers' strike in 2007, we put on our own SNL episode there with old sketches. Michael Cera hosted, our musical guest was Yo La Tengo, and we gave Lorne a birthday cake as he sat in the audience. — Amy Poehler
A Birthday Cake Sayings By E.J. Divitt: A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat cake. Do something fun. — E.J. Divitt
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Jeanne Ray: A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that's safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what is served on the happiest days of your life. — Jeanne Ray
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Molly Sims: My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Janeane Garofalo: Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing. — Janeane Garofalo
A Birthday Cake Sayings By Beverly Cleary: All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt ... The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake — Beverly Cleary