Abby Normal Famous Quotes & Sayings

12 Abby Normal Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive tongue kiss so deep that I could taste the burned cinnamon toast of his soul, but then I slapped him, so he didn't think I was a slut. (Shut up, he had wood.)
Being the Journal of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode
Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to him and sang the "Star-Spangled Banner." (You ever notice that hardly anything besides the "Star-Spangled Banner" is spangled? There's no, like, the Raisin-Spangled Scone, or the Flea-Spangled Beagle. I'm just saying.)
Being the Journal of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know
When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from what I read on Goth blog sites.Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's
[ ... ]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way."
-The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: [ ... ]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance.
from The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: Then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted
Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry, I don't know how much that is in kilos.Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I
I like a girl with baggage, Abby Mae. Keeps things interesting." His comment was too much; it stripped away my normal sarcastic responses. I was left with nothing but the bag in my hand, so I tossed it at him.R.S. Grey Abby Normal Sayings By R.S. Grey: I like a girl with baggage, Abby Mae. Keeps things interesting." His comment was too
[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one.
The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: [in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy
Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff.
Being the Journal of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound.
So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I was like, "Oh chill, it's a stress thing, everyone does it. I'm flicking the bean under the table right now just to dial the tension back a little. Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh-zombie-jeebus-fuck-me-Simba-lion-king-hakuna-matata! Yes!"
The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I
[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging]
So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for your bonery right now."
The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Christopher Moore Abby Normal Sayings By Christopher Moore: [Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging]So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock,
And Casey said, "We could go get a pizza and a beer, maybe? If you wanted to."
And this. This was on the list. Gus was prepared for this. And before he could think it through, Gus said, "Hey, bro, I have a better idea. Let's go try that heart-healthy vegan restaurant that just opened over on Main Street. I hear their crispy kale and tofu salad is the bomb."
Lottie dropped the smoothie she was making. It exploded as soon as it hit the ground, berry juice spraying all over her. "Sorry," she exclaimed. "So sorry! It just slipped!"
Gus didn't pay much attention because he was in the throes of realizing two things at once: first, no new heart-healthy vegan restaurant has opened in Abby, much less on Main Street. And two, being normal was a lot harder than it looked because what the hell had he just done?
T.J. Klune Abby Normal Sayings By T.J. Klune: And Casey said, "We could go get a pizza and a beer, maybe? If you