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100 Ass Famous Sayings, Quotes and Quotation.

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But I am scared. Everybody's scared."
"You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward scared, like if you never went to begin with. But with everything you've done nobody's going to doubt you." Then she made a somewhat frantic speech about a website she found that listed how certain people had avoided Vietnam. Cheney, Four education deferments, then a hardship 3-A. Limbaugh,4-F thanks to a cyst on his ass. Pat Buchanan, 4-F. Newt Gingrich, grad school deferment. Karl Rove, did not serve. Bill O'Reilly, did not serve. John Ashcroft, did not serve. Bush, AWOL from the Air National Guard, with a check mark in the "do not volunteer" box as to service overseas.
"You see where I'm going with this?'
"Well, yeah."
"I'm just saying, those people want a war so bad, they can fight it themselves. Billy Lynn's done his part.
Ben Fountain Ass Sayings By Ben Fountain: But I am scared. Everybody's scared.""You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward
I was in the car with Trace and heard his side of the conversation with you. Sounded clear enough to me."
"Apparently not, cuz I'm not sweet on her. What kind of dumb-ass thing is that to say? I like her, sure, even though she's not the easiest lady to be around."
"No?"
Jackson didn't seem to hear her. He continued on as he pulled food from the tiny fridge and piled it on the counter. "She has her reasons for being prickly, and I know it."
"Those reasons are?"
"And there isn't a man alive who wouldn't want her. She's about the sexiest thing I've ever seen." He shook his head. "But I'm not sweet> about anything." He scoffed. "That sounds like some adolescent bullshit or something."
"You have a very limited vocabulary."
"My balls still hurt. It's affecting my brain."
"Your brain is located a little low, isn't it?"
He paused, then laughed. Shaking a loaf of bread at her, he said, "Good one. I'll have to try to remember this sharp wit of yours.
Lori Foster Ass Sayings By Lori Foster: I was in the car with Trace and heard his side of the conversation with
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.George Herbert Ass Sayings By George Herbert: I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws
Hey, I could be your assistant! I'd be an Assistant Serial Killer Serial Killer. I'd be an Ass. Or do I need the Ks in there? Because that wouldn't sound nearly as cool.Darynda Jones Ass Sayings By Darynda Jones: Hey, I could be your assistant! I'd be an Assistant Serial Killer Serial Killer. I'd
Eve turned away as a whispered "yes, ma'am" reached her ears. She closed her eyes and breathed deeply. Why was she saving this asshole? Eve opened her eyes and unlocked the heavy steel bolt securing the five-by-two slab of oak. She looked back, ready to give him the signal to haul ass, when all the air punched from her lungs.
Naked.
It was the only word her stunned mind could form. Eve spun in place, and her rear bumped against the door. Guerin stood there, completely nude, with his briefs and coat in his grip.
"W-wh-what are you doing?" Dear God, she was stuttering like a young girl who'd never seen "boy parts" before.
Jessica Lee Ass Sayings By Jessica Lee: Eve turned away as a whispered "yes, ma'am" reached her ears. She closed her eyes
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back. Don Quixote (pt. II, ch. LVII)Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra Ass Sayings By Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra: But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for
Besides, there's no one way to be a girl, Tay. You don't need to fit yourself into what society tells us a girl should be. Girls can be whoever they want. Whether that's an ass-kicking, sarcastic, crime-solving FBI Agent or a funny, gorgeous, witty beauty queen--or both at the same time." She swings an arm around me and pulls me in.

"Are you happy the way you are? Are you comfortable? Do you feel like yourself?"

The corner of my mouth lifts into a half smile. "Yes. Yes. And yes."

"Then that's all that matters. Fuck everything else.
Jen Wilde Ass Sayings By Jen Wilde: Besides, there's no one way to be a girl, Tay. You don't need to fit
It kills me. The way he trusted. LIke the way we trusted before they came and blue the whole goddamned world apart. Trusted that when it got dark there would be light. Trusted that when you wanted a fucking strawberry Frappuccino you could plop your ass in the car, drive down the streed, and get yourself a fucking strawberry Frappuccino!Rick Yancey Ass Sayings By Rick Yancey: It kills me. The way he trusted. LIke the way we trusted before they came
I guess ,you want revenge, Ruthless Me, whispered. You bet your sweet ass, I do.C.J. Roberts Ass Sayings By C.J. Roberts: I guess ,you want revenge, Ruthless Me, whispered. You bet your sweet ass, I do.
Religious freedom doesn't include the freedom to disregard the law and restrict another's freedom to believe and act differently. No one's forcing Catholic nuns to practice birth control, or priests to wear condoms (good idea tho). If you really feel your religious beliefs conflict with the mandates of running a business, the solution is simple: Get your ass out of the boardroom and back to the pulpit (where it belongs).Quentin R. Bufogle Ass Sayings By Quentin R. Bufogle: Religious freedom doesn't include the freedom to disregard the law and restrict another's freedom to
I did not and do not want my life tied up in cloak-and-dagger bullshit, dead guys, or pissing contests with either the testosterone crowd in there or some prissy-assed Earl Grey-drinking, scone-munching major who isn't even my freaking boss. I don't know you and I don't give a rat's ass if you trust me.Jonathan Maberry Ass Sayings By Jonathan Maberry: I did not and do not want my life tied up in cloak-and-dagger bullshit, dead
The world we know is dwarfed by the worlds we don't. Why not explore them all? Being out there in the wilderness, you have no idea what'll happen, really. It could be just you and this gorgeous night sky, or maybe you are surfing and some big ass wave comes at you, and if you don't ride that sucker, it'll put you under and have you for lunch, or you might turn a corner on a hike and there's some beautiful deer and her little fawn-- now that has meaning, all of those things, and I need more of that and less of trying to make money so I can pay bills to live in a way I just don't care about anymore.Erica Ferencik Ass Sayings By Erica Ferencik: The world we know is dwarfed by the worlds we don't. Why not explore them
There's a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That's what I consider it. Rock is my job, and that's my work. And I work my ass off, you know.Bruce Springsteen Ass Sayings By Bruce Springsteen: There's a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That's
Baby, just 'cuz you're cute doesn't mean I wasn't bein' serious about spankin' your tight little ass for doin' dumb shit, Ritz. You do it again, and you're gonna get it.Mariana Zapata Ass Sayings By Mariana Zapata: Baby, just 'cuz you're cute doesn't mean I wasn't bein' serious about spankin' your tight
Is Darling still awake?" She stepped back so that he could see Ryn. "He is." Hauk headed for the bed. "Fain sent me a note about what's going on with the locals. I'm here with backup." Darling growled. "Not helpless, people." "Not people, human," Hauk said in an exasperated tone. Darling made an obscene gesture at him. "I thought I got rid of you when I left the hospital." Hauk clutched his chest as if those words wounded him. "Aww now, Dar, you're going to hurt my feelings." "You don't have feelings." "True. Just think of me like a bad STD. I always show up at the worst time." He glanced back at Zarya. "So much for your hot date, huh?" Darling groaned. "You are ever a pain in my ass, Hauk. Should I reset the timers on my explosives in the city? Might give the Resistance pause if they think I'm going to take them or their families with me." RynSherrilyn Kenyon Ass Sayings By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Is Darling still awake?" She stepped back so that he could see Ryn. "He is."
Life might be a bitch, but love? She kicked that bitch's ass.Alessandra Torre Ass Sayings By Alessandra Torre: Life might be a bitch, but love? She kicked that bitch's ass.
Can I see it?"
He blinked, still scowling, "See what?"
"Your scar." His expression darkened like a sudden eclipse and I let my gaze grow cold. "You want to hear me scream? Give it your best shot. But until then, every time you take off your shirt, you may as well be handing out my business card. I shoved my blade deep inside you and loved every single inch of it. When I can't sleep at night, the memory of you screaming like a little bitch is my lullaby. And everybody knows exactly what that scar means- that you got your ass handed to you by a little girl. Again.
Rachel Vincent Ass Sayings By Rachel Vincent: Can I see it?" He blinked, still scowling, "See what?" "Your scar." His expression darkened
Check the tone of that look, Sunshine. That look will get your ass blisteredLainie Suzanne Ass Sayings By Lainie Suzanne: Check the tone of that look, Sunshine. That look will get your ass blistered
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.Stephen King Ass Sayings By Stephen King: Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?Michel De Montaigne Ass Sayings By Michel De Montaigne: Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
What's the plan?" she asked.
He grinned. "My plan is to do things that make you want to hang out with me again tomorrow. What's your plan?"
"I'm going to try not to make an ass of myself."
He grinned. "So we're all set.
Rainbow Rowell Ass Sayings By Rainbow Rowell: What's the plan?" she asked.He grinned. "My plan is to do things that make you
And if you fall on the concrete, that's your ass faultKanye West Ass Sayings By Kanye West: And if you fall on the concrete, that's your ass fault
minutes?" Jason was on the edge, and I was falling over the cliff with him. I wasn't sure I could handle everything in one day after all. I would've preferred another day of everyone kicking my ass and getting hit byZane Ass Sayings By Zane: minutes?" Jason was on the edge, and I was falling over the cliff with him.
Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn how to chop onions and use a propane grill. Great. Awesome.A.S. King Ass Sayings By A.S. King: Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave
You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass.Soa Palelei Ass Sayings By Soa Palelei: You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your
Her son must have folded her up, shoved her in, fired up the stove, and burned her into an ashen pile, ideal for fertilizer. That's why our tree kicked ass.Trinie Dalton Ass Sayings By Trinie Dalton: Her son must have folded her up, shoved her in, fired up the stove, and
There's a phrase, "sitzfleisch", which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it done. Just showing up for work. My uncle Raphael was a painter, and he used to say, "If the muse is late for work, start without her". You have to be there. You have to be there, and do it, and grind it out, even when it is grinding and you know you're probably going to rewrite all this tomorrow.Peter S. Beagle Ass Sayings By Peter S. Beagle: There's a phrase, "sitzfleisch", which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it
The secret of wisdom is to be overly curious, like a cat--to take the time to look closely, to use all your senses to see and to touch and to taste and to smell and to hear, and to die because you were overly curious. To keep on wondering...about the afterlife. That is our only mission. Only one. If we don't wonder, then we will never, ever be curious. Then, if like the cat, you wondered too far...you simply no longer will have to ever wonder again. Your mission will be fulfilled. All because of curiosity.

--from The Wise-ass Man who butchered Eve Merriam's wisdom...and Her Secret
Stan Sudan Ass Sayings By Stan Sudan: The secret of wisdom is to be overly curious, like a cat--to take the time
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawnAbbi Glines Ass Sayings By Abbi Glines: Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
I don't fuck women I'm not in love with. Women I barely know. It's not who I am. It's not who I've ever been," he says, his hands gliding down my sides and cupping my ass.

"But you're the sexiest thing I've ever seen Aidy. And there's something different about you. And if I can't be inside of you in the next three seconds, I'm going to fucking snap.
Winter Renshaw Ass Sayings By Winter Renshaw: I don't fuck women I'm not in love with. Women I barely know. It's not
It doesn't matter what kind of result will be in the end. I already win for myself.Evgeni Plushenko Ass Sayings By Evgeni Plushenko: It doesn't matter what kind of result will be in the end. I already win
But I'm definitely pulling the alpha caveman card on your pretty little ass during our sexcapade.Gail McHugh Ass Sayings By Gail McHugh: But I'm definitely pulling the alpha caveman card on your pretty little ass during our
So when do we get married?" Rio asked, nuzzling her cheek. "This Bond thing is telling me to hurry up."
"You truly want it?"
He caught her gaze, his own softening. "Yes."
Nella's heart swelled with warmth, happiness. "Right away. Tomorrow, if you want."
"Good. We'll do it fast, then break it to your mother and father that you Bonded with a Shareem."
"They will already know," Nella said, laughing. "Everything that happens in the Gallery of Light is broadcast throughout the palace. The news of our Bonding will probably be all over the feeds by morning."
"Shit," Rio said, then he grinned. "Good thing I've got a great ass."
"It's beautiful."
"Glad you like it.
Allyson James Ass Sayings By Allyson James: So when do we get married?" Rio asked, nuzzling her cheek. "This Bond thing is
Looks like you've got a case of misogynitis. The only cure I can offer you is to surgically remove that thumb up your ass and for you to start treating her like a person. Got it?Endi Webb Ass Sayings By Endi Webb: Looks like you've got a case of misogynitis. The only cure I can offer you
Take my condition. The things I am supposed to be embarrassed about now - not being able to walk, not being able to wipe my ass, waking up some mornings wanting to cry - there is nothing innately embarrassing or shaming about them. It's the same for women not being thin enough, or men not being rich enough. It's just what our culture would have you believe. Don't believe it.Mitch Albom Ass Sayings By Mitch Albom: Take my condition. The things I am supposed to be embarrassed about now - not
Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back."
[ ... ]
"You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine."
"Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus."
"You're not the brain, by the way.
Brian K. Vaughan Ass Sayings By Brian K. Vaughan: Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back."[
I made the sympathetic face, and the interested face, and even the impressed face. I did not say, 'In the name of all that is holy, cease this incessant drivel, you pretentious ass.Meg Howrey Ass Sayings By Meg Howrey: I made the sympathetic face, and the interested face, and even the impressed face. I
Rhys looked over at her with a naughty grin. "I lied, sweetheart. Completely and totally. You are all fired up and hot as fucking hell. There's no way I'm just going to drop you off and leave right now. Your ass is mine.Sibylla Matilde Ass Sayings By Sibylla Matilde: Rhys looked over at her with a naughty grin. "I lied, sweetheart. Completely and totally.
You're the only kick-ass general I know who needs three gay boys to dress him, John."
"But I only need one gay boy to undress me.
Sarah Black Ass Sayings By Sarah Black: You're the only kick-ass general I know who needs three gay boys to dress him,
Be smart and take your pert little ass out the door and away from danger.
Pert little ass? Frowning, she looked behind herself. From what she could see, her ass - pert or otherwise - looked nonexistent thanks to the shape of her skirt.
Lori Foster Ass Sayings By Lori Foster: Be smart and take your pert little ass out the door and away from danger.Pert
Has no one done my son a service and assassinated you yet?" "No assassins yet," Wit said, amused. "I guess I've already got too much ass sass of my own." ... "Oh really, Wit" she said. "I thought that kind of humour was beneath you." "So are you technically," Wit said, smiling, from atop his high-legged stool.Brandon Sanderson Ass Sayings By Brandon Sanderson: Has no one done my son a service and assassinated you yet?" "No assassins yet,"
Observing Ben's struggle, Hi scratched his chin. Glanced at me. Shrugged. Then he quietly slipped around behind Ben. And, without ceremony, kicked him in the ass. HardKathy Reichs Ass Sayings By Kathy Reichs: Observing Ben's struggle, Hi scratched his chin. Glanced at me. Shrugged. Then he quietly slipped
Fae warriors: invaluable in a fight - and raging pains in her ass at all other times.Sarah J. Maas Ass Sayings By Sarah J. Maas: Fae warriors: invaluable in a fight - and raging pains in her ass at all
I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won't be able to wear my skin, I won't cover your huge ass!Alanea Alder Ass Sayings By Alanea Alder: I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin!
I've got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?Michael R. Underwood Ass Sayings By Michael R. Underwood: I've got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.Richard Pryor Ass Sayings By Richard Pryor: My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them,
Please don't bite baby,
I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady ...
She let me hide my weed in her titties
Lil' Wayne Ass Sayings By Lil' Wayne: Please don't bite baby,I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady ... She
I wish I'd drunk more champagne.John Maynard Keynes Ass Sayings By John Maynard Keynes: I wish I'd drunk more champagne.
Friends with benefits, my ass. He's mine.J.M. Madden Ass Sayings By J.M. Madden: Friends with benefits, my ass. He's mine.
You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you, anyhow?"
I grabbed for my dirt-covered purse that lay by my feet. I kept a can of pepper spray in it for protection, or at least I used to. Did I still have it? Did those things have an expiration date? Didn't matter. If I had to, I'd just use it to bash him over the head.
I'm not a wannabe." He actually had the audacity to look insulted. "I am a vampire."
Psycho, I thought. Total psycho.
Michelle Rowen Ass Sayings By Michelle Rowen: You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you,
Stepping out of the kitchen, Ben glared at him. "I have no problem kicking your ass."

"I'm sure there are a lot of things you like to do with asses.
Ashlan Thomas Ass Sayings By Ashlan Thomas: Stepping out of the kitchen, Ben glared at him. "I have no problem kicking your
ass first, into a bowser.Des Parker Ass Sayings By Des Parker: ass first, into a bowser.
There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).Lish McBride Ass Sayings By Lish McBride: There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).
My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God"

"Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass?
Jodi Knight Ass Sayings By Jodi Knight: My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call
I have read more about Oprah Winfrey's ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren't spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey's ass.Caitlin Moran Ass Sayings By Caitlin Moran: I have read more about Oprah Winfrey's ass than I have about the rise of
Beer's for the good times. But ain't nothing like a big ass bowl of ice cream with all the trimmings to chase the blues away for me.Elizabeth Reyes Ass Sayings By Elizabeth Reyes: Beer's for the good times. But ain't nothing like a big ass bowl of ice
Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famousNicki Minaj Ass Sayings By Nicki Minaj: Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous
Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it's a trend.Lauryn Hill Ass Sayings By Lauryn Hill: Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you
He grinned, that sexy, I-fucking-own-you grin and released my ass, dropping me full force on top of my full-time obsession.Alessandra Torre Ass Sayings By Alessandra Torre: He grinned, that sexy, I-fucking-own-you grin and released my ass, dropping me full force on
That was very bad of you, Elena, Raphael said once they were in the air. You know the coming sun shower will pass in but a moment.
I also know Tasha McHotpants is regretting she didn't scoop you up when you were young and single. Altering her mental tone, she said, Oh, Raphael, what luck I caught you. And me dressed up like a warrior with a sword and everything. She snorted. Luck my ass.
Nalini Singh Ass Sayings By Nalini Singh: That was very bad of you, Elena, Raphael said once they were in the air.
Eric's ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.T.J. Klune Ass Sayings By T.J. Klune: Eric's ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when
Enjoy it if you do, but don't tell me how to live or teach it in school, or not allow a woman the right to choose, and so on. Yeah, all of that slips into my work. I even got a death threat the other day for not being pro gun, which just proves my point. They can kiss my ass.Joe R. Lansdale Ass Sayings By Joe R. Lansdale: Enjoy it if you do, but don't tell me how to live or teach it
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.Lidia Yuknavitch Ass Sayings By Lidia Yuknavitch: Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes
Primer of Love [Lesson 14]
I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction.
A husband lives and breathes his work all day long.
If he comes home to more table thumping,
how can the poor man ever relax?
- Jackie Kennedy

Lesson 14) Learn to nip lover's quarrels in the bud
by distraction and humor -- without raising your voice.

This does not include mastering that passive aggressive ploy called the silent treatment which is much louder and destructive than outright screaming. Nipping techniques include distraction, humor, rough sex and counting backwards from MCLV in Latin.Once you've mastered this technique, you'll spend the night neatly tucked in each other's arms -- though her ass will be a little sore. No argument about that.
Beryl Dov Ass Sayings By Beryl Dov: Primer of Love [Lesson 14] I think the best thing I can do is to
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.Karl Pilkington Ass Sayings By Karl Pilkington: I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.
Never mind that he saved your ass more times than you can remember, or that he could have killed you a hundred times over, or that there's something about him, something tormented and sad and terribly, terribly lonely, like he was the last person on Earth, not the girl shivering in a sleeping bag, hugging a teddy bear in a world gone quiet.Rick Yancey Ass Sayings By Rick Yancey: Never mind that he saved your ass more times than you can remember, or that
Thinking of her aggravation with him during the meeting, he smiled. "Which reminds me ... You kicked me."
She shrugged, lips tilting up just a bit. "You were being an ass. Didn't anyone ever tell you you can catch more flies with honey?"
"Sure. But who wants to catch flies?"
She laughed. "You're impossible."
"So everyone keeps telling me, but in far less pleasant terms.
Dianne Duvall Ass Sayings By Dianne Duvall: Thinking of her aggravation with him during the meeting, he smiled. "Which reminds me ...
So you're the little smart ass from Poleglass.
I wanted to point out he sounded like Dr. Seuss but bit my lip and remembered the warning the old lady gave me.
David Louden Ass Sayings By David Louden: So you're the little smart ass from Poleglass.I wanted to point out he sounded like
There is no greater torture than being forced to watch as your love, your reason for living, breathing, and existing, sinks into oblivion. Your heart stops no matter how you try to get to her, she just gets farther and farther away." ~Fane from 'Beyond the Vail'

"Attention shoppers, just a brief announcement, crazy ass werewolf on isle three. Those with abundance of testosterone, don't touch their lady merchandise and you might walk out of here intact." ~Jen from 'Fate and Fury'.

"In the event of some sort of gathering, if one of the bossy, overbearing, possessive fur balls has not flipped his switch and attacked some poor young pup in some misguided attempt to protect his woman's virtue, then the night is not over." ~Jen from 'Beyond the Vail
Quinn Loftis Ass Sayings By Quinn Loftis: There is no greater torture than being forced to watch as your love, your reason
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.Lois Greiman Ass Sayings By Lois Greiman: Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a
What's unacceptable is that you'll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body, my tongue in your ass and you'll swallow my semen, but you won't accept clothing from me.Ella Dominguez Ass Sayings By Ella Dominguez: What's unacceptable is that you'll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body,
Laughing at "Rapper's Delight"'s no revenge, and anyway it wasn't your idea, and anyway it's funny. Dean Street's another story, a realm of knowledge unapplicable here.
You've just about finished leaving Dean Street, and Aeroman, behind.
If this means avoiding the one who protected your ass all through junior high, the one you once ached to emulate, the one whose orbit you were happy just to swing in - if it means leaving the million-dollar kid's regular phone messages in Abraham's precise handwriting unreturned - that's a small price to pay for growing up, isn't it?
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.
It's the end, the end of the seventies.
Jonathan Lethem Ass Sayings By Jonathan Lethem: Laughing at "Rapper's Delight"'s no revenge, and anyway it wasn't your idea, and anyway it's
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.Seanan McGuire Ass Sayings By Seanan McGuire: A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it,
But Apollo told me."
The laugh that came out of me sounded incredibly bitter. "Of course he did. And where was Apollo when I was getting my ass handed to me, by the way?"
A pained look crossed her face, and I immediately regretted saying that. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "He was probably off doing important god stuff." Or chasing nymphs.
Jennifer L. Armentrout Ass Sayings By Jennifer L. Armentrout: But Apollo told me."The laugh that came out of me sounded incredibly bitter. "Of course
Conrad might be on his way to achieving godhead and wouldn't that be a kick in the ass?Laird Barron Ass Sayings By Laird Barron: Conrad might be on his way to achieving godhead and wouldn't that be a kick
Kiss my ass Rath Roiben RyeHolly Black Ass Sayings By Holly Black: Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye
Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.Nora Roberts Ass Sayings By Nora Roberts: Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze
His hands are caressing her skin, hips, thighs, and ass. One slips between her legs, gently stroking, opening her a little for him, and then he lifts his head and she feels it. His mouth, right there. Blair's eyes fall shut. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. SheAndrea Simonne Ass Sayings By Andrea Simonne: His hands are caressing her skin, hips, thighs, and ass. One slips between her legs,
This so called 'Home of the Brave'
why isn't anybody Backing us up!
When they c these crooked ass Redneck cops
constantly Jacking us up
Tupac Shakur Ass Sayings By Tupac Shakur: This so called 'Home of the Brave'why isn't anybody Backing us up!When they c these
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.Frank Zappa Ass Sayings By Frank Zappa: Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone's ass.Joey Comeau Ass Sayings By Joey Comeau: There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone's ass.
Chile, you'd better slow your role before your thirsty ass ends up in a morgue!" "Well if I do I'll be the flyest bitch there!La'Tonya West Ass Sayings By La'Tonya West: Chile, you'd better slow your role before your thirsty ass ends up in a morgue!"
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!John Cena Ass Sayings By John Cena: Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.Nelson Rodrigues Ass Sayings By Nelson Rodrigues: If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
A man can deceive his fiancee or his mistress as much as he likes and, in the eyes of a woman he loves, an ass may pass for a philosopher. But a daughter is a different matter.Anton Chekhov Ass Sayings By Anton Chekhov: A man can deceive his fiancee or his mistress as much as he likes and,
Neferre rested her elbows on her knees and watched as Olorun flipped through the book. "Any answers in there? Like maybe how to take that stick out your ass?Ash Gray Ass Sayings By Ash Gray: Neferre rested her elbows on her knees and watched as Olorun flipped through the book.
I'm not in love with someone!" he shouted at her, infuriated because she was right and he couldn't do a thing about it. "I'm in love with you, and damn it,I don't like it."
"You've made that abundantly clear." She straightened her shoulders and lifted her chin.
"Don't pull that regal routine on me," Grant began. Her eyes sharpened to dagger points. Her skin flushed majestically. Abruptly he began to laugh.When she tossed her head back in fury,he simply collapsed against her. "Oh,God,Gennie,I can't take it when you look at me as though you were about to have me tossed in the dungeon."
"Get off me,you ass!" Incensed, insulted, she shoved against him, but he only held her tighter. Only quick reflexes saved him from a well-aimed knee at a strategic point.
Nora Roberts Ass Sayings By Nora Roberts: I'm not in love with someone!" he shouted at her, infuriated because she was right
Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen 'cause I'm not so cool with dying. What is gonna happen is that i'm gonna kick your ass and kill you dead.P.C. Cast Ass Sayings By P.C. Cast: Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to
What do you want, Mal?" The room seemed very quiet.
"Don't ask me that."
"Why not?"
"Because it can't be."
"I want to hear it anyway."
He blew out a long breath. "Say goodnight. Tell me to leave, Alina."
"No."
"You need an army. You need a crown."
"I do."
He laughed then. "I know I'm supposed to say something noble
I want a united Ravka free from the Fold. I want the Darkling in the ground, where he can never hurt you or anyone else again." He gave a rueful shake of his head. "But I guess I'm the same selfish ass I've always been. For all my talk of vows and honor, what I really want is to put you up against that wall and kiss you until you forget you ever knew another man's name. So tell me to go, Alina. Because I can't give you a title or an army or any of the things you need.
Leigh Bardugo Ass Sayings By Leigh Bardugo: What do you want, Mal?" The room seemed very quiet. "Don't ask me that.""Why not?""Because
Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feetDwayne Johnson Ass Sayings By Dwayne Johnson: Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we
She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged his ass tighter than a pair of kissing Proulahs. On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss.Missy Lyons Ass Sayings By Missy Lyons: She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged
This place smells like the dumpsters behind an ass factory in the middle of August.James Earle McCracken Ass Sayings By James Earle McCracken: This place smells like the dumpsters behind an ass factory in the middle of August.
Not in San Salvador, he thinks, where the shanty slums press against gleaming high-rises like the thatched huts of medieval peasants pressed against castle walls. Except these castle walls are patrolled by private security guards wielding automatic rifles and machine pistols. And at night, the guards venture out from the castle walls and ride through the villages ...and slaughter the peasants, leaving their bodies at crossroads and in the middle of village squares, and rape and kill women and execute children in front of their parents.

So the survivors will know their place.

It's a killing ground, Art thinks.

El Salvador.

The Savior, my ass.
Don Winslow Ass Sayings By Don Winslow: Not in San Salvador, he thinks, where the shanty slums press against gleaming high-rises like
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.Bill Hicks Ass Sayings By Bill Hicks: But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.Rodney King Ass Sayings By Rodney King: You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm
She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, one foot in front of the other, her ass swaying under the skirt of her expensive, tailored suit.
Bitch. I thought again, watching her go.
"No comparison," Luke said after the door closed behind Dawn and I turned to him.
"Excuse me?"
"Dawn's a man eater. You're not. No comparison," Luke answered and I didn't know how to take that.
"Is that good?"
The half-smile came back.
"Most men prefer to do the eating."
Holy fucking cow.
Kristen Ashley Ass Sayings By Kristen Ashley: She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was
I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.Anton Chekhov Ass Sayings By Anton Chekhov: I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up
Shit," Amos said. "And here I was enjoying being so absolutely thumb-up-the-ass useless." "YouJames S.A. Corey Ass Sayings By James S.A. Corey: Shit," Amos said. "And here I was enjoying being so absolutely thumb-up-the-ass useless." "You
I'm dead ass running for president in 2016.Waka Flocka Flame Ass Sayings By Waka Flocka Flame: I'm dead ass running for president in 2016.
No, I like you because you stay true to yourself and aren't in the slightest bit fake. You're also really gorgeous and have a great ass, but those things are just a plus. I really just like you for you.L.A. Casey Ass Sayings By L.A. Casey: No, I like you because you stay true to yourself and aren't in the slightest